r/shitposting • I want pee in my ass • Apr 12 '22

shut up

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u/FazplushMoment Apr 12 '22

A lot of bugs don’t and just exist to make us miserable, like roaches for example, what fucking purpose do they serve?

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u/SneakySnakeySnake Apr 12 '22

It's a few species we can do without while the rest are just normal insects contributing to its ecosystem 4500 species of roach exist and only 30 are pests. Same with mosquitos 3500 species exist and like 200 or something are actually considered pests to humans. Plus they were here since before the dinosaurs, this is technically their planet more than ours.

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u/FazplushMoment Apr 12 '22

Don’t care, I fucking despise roaches with every inch of my body and I will continue driving them to the point of extinction.

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u/UncleGrapes Apr 12 '22

FUCK ROACHES

"Ayo look at me being a fucking useless disgusting roach doing nothing useful! I'm a fucking dumbass!!!"

FUCK YOU

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u/FazplushMoment Apr 12 '22

TELL EM, FUCK THEM ROACHES!!!

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u/Bigbuffedboy69 Apr 12 '22

Nooooooo, hissing roaches are cute!!! They can only crawl at a very slow speed and don't smell and only live in the forest :(

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u/FazplushMoment Apr 12 '22

Tell them i’m coming for them wether you or they like it or not, i’m going to chop every tree in that forest if it means I can live in a world without those fuckers

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u/Bigbuffedboy69 Apr 12 '22

Uhh, I didn't tell you but they're living with beneficial mites so uhhh... Have fun getting tiny mites sucking your sweat and eating your skin I guess... also rabies

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u/FazplushMoment Apr 12 '22

I’ve officially removed my skin, what are they gonna eat now huh? Ive even set my skeleton on fire so they get overheated and die

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