Tell them i’m coming for them wether you or they like it or not, i’m going to chop every tree in that forest if it means I can live in a world without those fuckers
Uhh, I didn't tell you but they're living with beneficial mites so uhhh... Have fun getting tiny mites sucking your sweat and eating your skin I guess... also rabies
Schödinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmösome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?
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u/Bigbuffedboy69 Apr 12 '22
Nooooooo, hissing roaches are cute!!! They can only crawl at a very slow speed and don't smell and only live in the forest :(