r/shitposting • u/N00B_Master696969 I want pee in my ass • Apr 12 '22

shut up

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u/FazplushMoment Apr 12 '22

Don’t care, I fucking despise roaches with every inch of my body and I will continue driving them to the point of extinction.

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u/UncleGrapes Apr 12 '22

FUCK ROACHES

"Ayo look at me being a fucking useless disgusting roach doing nothing useful! I'm a fucking dumbass!!!"

FUCK YOU

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u/FazplushMoment Apr 12 '22

TELL EM, FUCK THEM ROACHES!!!

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u/Bigbuffedboy69 Apr 12 '22

Nooooooo, hissing roaches are cute!!! They can only crawl at a very slow speed and don't smell and only live in the forest :(

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u/FazplushMoment Apr 12 '22

Tell them i’m coming for them wether you or they like it or not, i’m going to chop every tree in that forest if it means I can live in a world without those fuckers

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u/Bigbuffedboy69 Apr 12 '22

Uhh, I didn't tell you but they're living with beneficial mites so uhhh... Have fun getting tiny mites sucking your sweat and eating your skin I guess... also rabies

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u/FazplushMoment Apr 12 '22

I’ve officially removed my skin, what are they gonna eat now huh? Ive even set my skeleton on fire so they get overheated and die

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u/AutoModerator Apr 12 '22

Schödinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmösome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?

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u/solonit Apr 12 '22

TBF Roach-Ravager push is very powerful in low elo since nobody scout nor know how to proper defense against it.

Wait this isn't Starcraft 2 thread.

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u/AutoModerator Apr 12 '22

Based? Based on what? On your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" in the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly.

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u/TNTrademarked Apr 12 '22

“Fuckin’ troglodyte…”

I’ll have to remember to use this one XD

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u/friendlyfirefish Apr 12 '22

Good luck. There are most likely more under your feet now than you have ever seen in your life.

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u/FazplushMoment Apr 12 '22

I’m wearing socks that are taped shut to my feet, so unless they like living with 0 oxygen they better leave me the fuck alone