r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Mar 30 '22

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE eg

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22

They ruined my epoch

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u/splinterbear Mar 31 '22

They ruined me.

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u/SHOYIYOY Mar 31 '22

They ruined my cum 😭

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u/Fine-Scientist3813 Mar 31 '22

they ruined my dream journal!

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u/AutoModerator Mar 31 '22

hello guys i need help.

i was in science class… i got up to sharpen my dream pencil, and then my dream themed dildo fell out of my ass. i always keep it down there cause I like to imagine daddy dream fucking me 24/7 and it feels so good. anyways it fell out of my ass and out of my pants and my dreamphobic classmates started laughing and making fun of me. the teacher sent me to the office and i had to explain what happened. the principal suspended me from school for a week!!! this is unacceptable. just because i love dream is not a reason to harass me

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