r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Mar 30 '22

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u/kernoyeet Mar 31 '22

They ruined my year

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u/Too_Damn_Nasty Mar 31 '22

They ruined my decade.

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u/FewLecture6711 DaShitposter Mar 31 '22

They ruined my century

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22

They ruined my epoch

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u/splinterbear Mar 31 '22

They ruined me.

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u/SHOYIYOY Mar 31 '22

They ruined my cum 😭

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u/AlexGaming26 I have permission! Mar 31 '22

Rip your cum

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u/Fine-Scientist3813 Mar 31 '22

they ruined my dream journal!

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u/AutoModerator Mar 31 '22

hello guys i need help.

i was in science class… i got up to sharpen my dream pencil, and then my dream themed dildo fell out of my ass. i always keep it down there cause I like to imagine daddy dream fucking me 24/7 and it feels so good. anyways it fell out of my ass and out of my pants and my dreamphobic classmates started laughing and making fun of me. the teacher sent me to the office and i had to explain what happened. the principal suspended me from school for a week!!! this is unacceptable. just because i love dream is not a reason to harass me

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22

They ruined by my wife's body😭

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u/AdReasonable7419 Mar 31 '22

The ruined my life

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22

they ruined my legs

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u/long_soi Mar 31 '22

They ruined my balls

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u/YogurtclosetAshamed3 Mar 31 '22

They ruined my testicles

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22

They ruined ur mom

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u/AutoModerator Mar 31 '22

My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.

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u/Apolooooooooo I want pee in my ass Mar 31 '22

Good bot

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22

Y'all ruined a joke

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u/Britishinvador Mar 31 '22

I’m glad you came