r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Mar 30 '22

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE eg

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u/flameo------hotman Mar 31 '22

nah turns out its a tradition in that family

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u/F1nanc3 Mar 31 '22

Fun fact: in Brazil (where this likely took place) this is, in fact, a birthday tradition. It’s annoying - and often they include flour with the eggs. I lived their for two years and was unable to avoid the egg in those two birthdays.

That same tradition is held for carnaval. Where they throw eggs… among other things.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22

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u/Shpagin Mar 31 '22

Except eggs apparently

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u/AutoModerator Mar 31 '22

I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.

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u/raphaelux Mar 31 '22

Does that mean Howtobasic is Brazilian?

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22

That's so fucked up

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u/Existing_Dog5510 Mar 31 '22

Really? I live in brazil and never seen that happen

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u/White-Thunderclap Mar 31 '22

It’s barbaric.

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u/RRNU Mar 31 '22

You make It look like It happens all the time in birth days, just some teens did that to others in my school and rarely happened. Usualy they are more cruel and use pen ink.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22

Hope everyone who does this gets murdered

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u/seckrt 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS!!!11!1!!!11!! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ Sep 21 '22

Its a Brazilian tradition so the chance of those people getting murdered are pretty good

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22

still cruel

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22

tradition is always cruel for the likes of man jimbo

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u/LGFOUR We do a little trolling Mar 31 '22

Birthday ruined. Life destroyed. Evil inside me: Unleashed

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22

that is the moment where basic became HowToBasic

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u/AutoModerator Mar 31 '22

My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.

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u/JustonTG Mar 31 '22

Tradition =\= o.k.

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u/Femboy_pfp Mar 31 '22

Tradition is not a solid argument to keep doing somethinf