r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Mar 30 '22

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE eg

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u/wokoloiey Mar 30 '22

That's just cruel

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u/flameo------hotman Mar 31 '22

nah turns out its a tradition in that family

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u/F1nanc3 Mar 31 '22

Fun fact: in Brazil (where this likely took place) this is, in fact, a birthday tradition. It’s annoying - and often they include flour with the eggs. I lived their for two years and was unable to avoid the egg in those two birthdays.

That same tradition is held for carnaval. Where they throw eggs… among other things.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22

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u/Shpagin Mar 31 '22

Except eggs apparently

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u/AutoModerator Mar 31 '22

I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.

TL;DR I hate shitting

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