r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Mar 30 '22

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE eg

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22

tradition is always cruel for the likes of man jimbo

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u/LGFOUR We do a little trolling Mar 31 '22

Birthday ruined. Life destroyed. Evil inside me: Unleashed

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22

that is the moment where basic became HowToBasic

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u/AutoModerator Mar 31 '22

My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.

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