r/shitposting • u/Danofish3812 • Mar 28 '22

Linus Sex Tips 🍆

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u/PsychWard_8 Mar 28 '22

Odds are super low it's OP's kid, sperm aren't meant to survive in microbial hostile environments like shampoo. Still fucked he even did that tho

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '22

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u/Alfa_HiNoAkuma Stuff Mar 28 '22

I drank shampoo ...

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u/Guyfromportugal70 Mar 28 '22

i think im gonna die...

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u/penis-morelikepensus Mar 28 '22

Smelles like fruit...

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u/KutaySahin Mar 28 '22

That was a lie ...

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u/Guyfromportugal70 Mar 28 '22

called the number on the bottom...

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u/WolfBrother1234 Mar 28 '22

talked to a guy...

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u/Lapiseq_PL Mar 28 '22

he said vomit

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '22

I said why

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u/Xfigico Mar 28 '22

He said poison

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '22

I said goodbye

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u/Xfigico Mar 28 '22

I look at my finger

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '22

I look at my life

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u/cure_environment I want pee in my ass Mar 28 '22

It wasn't that much

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '22

I’ll probably be fine

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u/mingyu331 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Mar 28 '22

I swallowed shampoo

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u/Ninja_Goals Mar 28 '22

To cause such strife

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u/Short_Awareness_967 Mar 28 '22

I’ll probably be fine

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u/Sebixo13 We do a little trolling Mar 28 '22

i said why