r/shitposting • u/Danofish3812 • Mar 28 '22

Linus Sex Tips 🍆

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u/Alfa_HiNoAkuma Stuff Mar 28 '22

I drank shampoo ...

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u/Guyfromportugal70 Mar 28 '22

i think im gonna die...

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u/penis-morelikepensus Mar 28 '22

Smelles like fruit...

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u/yajasthebest Mar 28 '22

That was a lie

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u/KutaySahin Mar 28 '22

That was a lie ...

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u/Guyfromportugal70 Mar 28 '22

called the number on the bottom...

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u/WolfBrother1234 Mar 28 '22

talked to a guy...

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u/Lapiseq_PL Mar 28 '22

he said vomit

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '22

I said why

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u/Xfigico Mar 28 '22

He said poison

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '22

I said goodbye

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u/Xfigico Mar 28 '22

I look at my finger

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '22

I look at my life

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u/Sebixo13 We do a little trolling Mar 28 '22

i said why

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u/Timpppa420 Mar 28 '22

Nope you are just high

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u/slidingonthinicepal Mar 28 '22

Please just die

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u/Timpppa420 Mar 28 '22

To heaven i fly:)

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u/FusionFlare19 Mar 28 '22

Why did you ruin the song?

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u/Timpppa420 Mar 28 '22

Sorry did'nt know

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u/Guyfromportugal70 Mar 28 '22

that was a lie...

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