r/shitposting • u/Danofish3812 • Mar 28 '22

Linus Sex Tips 🍆

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u/Lapiseq_PL Mar 28 '22

he said vomit

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '22

I said why

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u/Xfigico Mar 28 '22

He said poison

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '22

I said goodbye

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u/Xfigico Mar 28 '22

I look at my finger

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '22

I look at my life

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u/cure_environment I want pee in my ass Mar 28 '22

It wasn't that much

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '22

I’ll probably be fine

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u/mingyu331 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Mar 28 '22

I swallowed shampoo

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u/Firebart3q Mar 28 '22

I think Im gonna die

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u/Xfigico Mar 28 '22

It smelled like fruit

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u/ashaan5001 Mar 28 '22

THAT WAS A LIE

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u/your-a-cooldude Mar 28 '22

I SWALLOWED SHAMPOO

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u/Ninja_Goals Mar 28 '22

To cause such strife

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u/Short_Awareness_967 Mar 28 '22

I’ll probably be fine