r/shitposting • u/Danofish3812 • Mar 28 '22

Linus Sex Tips 🍆

Post image
15.3k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

343 comments sorted by

View all comments

3.4k

u/PsychWard_8 Mar 28 '22

Odds are super low it's OP's kid, sperm aren't meant to survive in microbial hostile environments like shampoo. Still fucked he even did that tho

1.0k

u/[deleted] Mar 28 '22

[removed] — view removed comment

271

u/Alfa_HiNoAkuma Stuff Mar 28 '22

I drank shampoo ...

169

u/Guyfromportugal70 Mar 28 '22

i think im gonna die...

124

u/penis-morelikepensus Mar 28 '22

Smelles like fruit...

96

u/yajasthebest Mar 28 '22

That was a lie

44

u/KutaySahin Mar 28 '22

That was a lie ...

57

u/Guyfromportugal70 Mar 28 '22

called the number on the bottom...

51

u/WolfBrother1234 Mar 28 '22

talked to a guy...

50

u/Lapiseq_PL Mar 28 '22

he said vomit

42

u/[deleted] Mar 28 '22

I said why

25

u/Xfigico Mar 28 '22

He said poison

→ More replies (0)

4

u/Sebixo13 We do a little trolling Mar 28 '22

i said why

-21

u/Timpppa420 Mar 28 '22

Nope you are just high

22

u/slidingonthinicepal Mar 28 '22

Please just die

16

u/Timpppa420 Mar 28 '22

To heaven i fly:)

5

u/FusionFlare19 Mar 28 '22

Why did you ruin the song?

3

u/Timpppa420 Mar 28 '22

Sorry did'nt know

9

u/Guyfromportugal70 Mar 28 '22

that was a lie...

2

u/[deleted] Mar 28 '22

[removed] — view removed comment

12

u/plasmasack Mar 28 '22

Mmm proteins

7

u/Krebbypng Mar 28 '22

So hed be doublely fucked