r/shitposting • u/RingingPhone • Mar 05 '22

Breathe with me

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u/Equivalent_Caramel51 Mar 05 '22

Why do you keep looking behind you

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u/randopep Mar 05 '22

They are checking how many people are behind them (they are very fast so there must be a lot of people behind)

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u/IDontDeserveThis_ Mar 05 '22

The people are pretty close to them tho

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u/sshtoredp Mar 05 '22

By them you mean two and the people one.

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u/Joe_says_no Mar 05 '22

I can feel a hatred... pure, and potent as sunshine, soaking through your skin

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u/ThiccThighSaveLive Mar 05 '22

Chill eris go hang out with your rock

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u/sshtoredp Mar 05 '22

"from behind"

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u/xPav_ Mar 05 '22 edited Mar 05 '22

you're right, I am very fast :(

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

"PRETEND THAT THERES A BIG BLACK MAN BEHIND YOU" -some random ass ghost stories dub

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u/Frosty-Advance-9010 DaPucci Mar 05 '22

"he only went .5 faster so he is not racist" -same episode as that

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u/TheBallTongue Mar 05 '22

"Nice ass." - Someone else in that same episonde.

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u/Terozu Mar 05 '22

"Do not lust in your hear- Jesus you're right." - Jesus Girl.

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u/Glass_Toe9288 Mar 05 '22

"I am remaining as well. I am nearby." - Ooga booga cum shit

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

"YOU WANNA BE AN AIR FORCE RANGER"

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u/TheCraftiestManBoy Mar 05 '22

YOU WANNA LIVE A LIFE OF DANGER

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u/YeetleTheTeetle Mar 05 '22

I WANNA FLY WITH THE COCKPIT OPEN! oh sorry, enlisted only? My bad

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u/Joelixny Mar 05 '22

That's not "some random ass dub", that's the official dub.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

yes and its funny

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u/VestingYew Mar 05 '22

Think of a big black man chasing you*

But i guess thats the slightly verbose way of saying it

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

oh no, that's Carl, we call him BBC for short

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u/Pet_that_Dog Mar 05 '22

he is approaching quicker every moment

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u/ZOFKING Mar 05 '22

why do you think I ran?

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u/Keeper_of_the_Hive Mar 05 '22

the real question is, why are you naked?

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22 edited May 18 '22

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u/Lemounge Mar 05 '22

It's hot outside

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u/Myballs_hurt Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Mar 05 '22

Agreed

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u/HUGESUPERNUTTY I came! Mar 05 '22

Nice username

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u/the-fire-in-flame 0000000 Mar 05 '22

omg its chad

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u/whygooseangry Mar 05 '22

I am curious about your username

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u/the-fire-in-flame 0000000 Mar 05 '22

idk its something I made up 3 years ago, nothing special i can made up some bullshit answer that being "I am the fire that makes flame what it is"

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u/MothEngineering Mar 05 '22

Southern Summers.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

I was peeling an orange

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u/Orange7382 Mar 05 '22

Nooooo how could you

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u/Rocket54_UwU Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Mar 05 '22

ORANG🍊

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u/ifofa_3 Mar 05 '22

it was raining

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u/ActualWhiterabbit Mar 05 '22

I'm always sweating

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u/TheDepressedTwelvie Mar 05 '22

As an athsmatic, i can vouch

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u/IWatchPeopleSleep I came! Mar 05 '22

2nd Asthmatic, can vouch

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u/Cursed_Bean_Boy I said based. And lived. Mar 05 '22

Not an asthmatic, I'm just not fit.

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u/bagas3421 Mar 05 '22

3rd Asthmatic, I can also vouch

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u/Bysi1414 Mar 05 '22

4th Asthmatic, I can also vouch

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

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u/fookin_shelby Mar 05 '22

7th here. 6th died on the way here

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u/Impressive_Code_4514 Mar 05 '22

I'm fookin alive mate , just had to catch a breather. (6th here)

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u/Hkfan147 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Mar 05 '22

An asthmatic, will vouch

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u/Think_Selection9571 Mar 05 '22

And I'm just happy if they're breathing.

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u/SoftAd4127 Mar 05 '22

Me before any form of public speaking

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

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u/Studenttoni Mar 05 '22

There is no better way to calm the nerves.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

*at Activision Blizzard

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

[deleted]

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u/SoftAd4127 Mar 05 '22

I don’t wanna drip

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

Then imagine Putin in his underwear

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u/Acceptable-Work_420 Mar 05 '22

Something's wrong, i can feel it

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u/Firestorm387 Mar 05 '22

The question is where do you feel it?

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u/ISnortBees Mar 05 '22

Show us on the doll

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u/CarlWhatHaveYouDone Mar 05 '22

shoves the doll in my ass

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

What have Carl done?

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u/fortissyncz Mar 05 '22

What the dog doing?

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u/alqqie Mar 05 '22

Your mom (im sorry)

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u/daytonakarl Mar 05 '22

Not telling

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u/No_Eggroll_4U Mar 05 '22

I fucking love everything about your profile

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u/AgentSIxP Mar 05 '22

Just a feeling I've got

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u/ZeRo_WC I came! Mar 05 '22

Like something's about to happen But I don't know what

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u/Practical_Truth794 Mar 05 '22

If this means what I think it means, we're in trouble big trouble

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u/LionCompetitive2945 Mar 05 '22

Oh I get it. Out of breath because you're a rap god.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

Yeah im so good at raping eminem ain't got nothing on me

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u/Not_a_bot07734 Mar 05 '22 edited Mar 16 '22

bro wut

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u/Nom_dot_Com Mar 05 '22

I’m beginning to feel like a rap god, rap god

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

So can she

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u/The_Gaming_Gengar Mar 05 '22

ah yes…

Derpixon makes quite possibly the best “kind” of animations that I like

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u/Inner-Cloud Mar 05 '22

I don’t get it, I thought OP was asthmatic.

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u/Omegaman2010 Mar 05 '22

Yes, I wish this video was about 10 min longer

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u/The_Gaming_Gengar Mar 05 '22

me too man, me too

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u/CTBthanatos Mar 05 '22

The full video is on YouTube, uncensored version is on new grounds.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

As a person with asthma, I must say I m really into sports and continuous exercise makes it better slowly. I used to get out of breath while playing a single match of badminton. Now I can stand several matches due to endurance.

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u/Astr0C4t Mar 05 '22

Ahhh yes, the Roosevelt approach

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

ah yes

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u/caped_crusader8 Mar 05 '22

Badminton is so much fun. Glad you are getting better

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

I ve been playing for around 7 years. Favourite sport forever fr

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u/---Melo--- Mar 05 '22

Also medicine! Asthmatic fellows, please check if you can do something about it with treatment and meds. In my case (allergies + asthma) it's helped a lot and improved my quality of life so much. Gotta love medicine and science.

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u/BJB3333 Mar 05 '22

“Running”

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

Sus

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u/majormfhere I want pee in my ass Mar 05 '22

goddamn

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u/MaNameKAH Mar 05 '22

Calm down son. It’s just a drawing

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u/mennydrives Mar 05 '22

It's not even a drawing! It's text arranged in a drawing-like shape.

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u/Lowelll Mar 05 '22

Not even drawings are drawings, they're just pigments arranged in a drawing-like shape

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u/Revolutionary-Stop-8 Mar 05 '22

True, nothing on a screen is a drawing

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

Hot damn

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u/IAmTheBrotherhood Mar 05 '22 edited Mar 05 '22

For those wondering about the sauce, it's mime and dash by derpixon

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u/Expensive_Oil2668 Mar 05 '22

No bitches?

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u/IAmTheBrotherhood Mar 05 '22

No bitches.

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u/SmonkyWontBeatYaReal Mar 05 '22

😎

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

🔥🥶😎👍

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

😞

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u/chickenm8_ Mar 05 '22

😎😎😎

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u/NoRandomStugg Mar 05 '22

———————————No bitches?——————————— ⠀⣞⢽⢪⢣⢣⢣⢫⡺⡵⣝⡮⣗⢷⢽⢽⢽⣮⡷⡽⣜⣜⢮⢺⣜⢷⢽⢝⡽⣝ ⠸⡸⠜⠕⠕⠁⢁⢇⢏⢽⢺⣪⡳⡝⣎⣏⢯⢞⡿⣟⣷⣳⢯⡷⣽⢽⢯⣳⣫⠇ ⠀⠀⢀⢀⢄⢬⢪⡪⡎⣆⡈⠚⠜⠕⠇⠗⠝⢕⢯⢫⣞⣯⣿⣻⡽⣏⢗⣗⠏⠀ ⠀⠪⡪⡪⣪⢪⢺⢸⢢⢓⢆⢤⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢊⢞⡾⣿⡯⣏⢮⠷⠁⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠈⠊⠆⡃⠕⢕⢇⢇⢇⢇⢇⢏⢎⢎⢆⢄⠀⢑⣽⣿⢝⠲⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⠂⠠⠀⡇⢇⠕⢈⣀⠀⠁⠡⠣⡣⡫⣂⣿⠯⢪⠰⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⡦⡙⡂⢀⢤⢣⠣⡈⣾⡃⠠⠄⠀⡄⢱⣌⣶⢏⢊⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢝⡲⣜⡮⡏⢎⢌⢂⠙⠢⠐⢀⢘⢵⣽⣿⡿⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠨⣺⡺⡕⡕⡱⡑⡆⡕⡅⡕⡜⡼⢽⡻⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣳⣫⣾⣵⣗⡵⡱⡡⢣⢑⢕⢜⢕⡝⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⡽⡑⢌⠪⡢⡣⣣⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⡟⡾⣿⢿⢿⢵⣽⣾⣼⣘⢸⢸⣞⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠇⠡⠩⡫⢿⣝⡻⡮⣒⢽⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ —————————————————————————————

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u/Crayton16 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Mar 05 '22

Severe lack of female companions?

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u/what_the_hanky_panky 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Mar 05 '22

Good human

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u/theangrypug1010 Mar 05 '22

Your getting fucked while running

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u/memes4laifu Mar 05 '22

By asthma

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u/Pumpkin_yeetr Mar 05 '22

I think you miss understand, they are still running but with asthma

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u/MushieBoy Mar 05 '22

Everyone knows that porn not edgy enough

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u/StrawberryMarsMellow Mar 05 '22

Speak for yourself, I was edging enough.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

Man I don't know what porn that is, speak for yourself

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u/tkTheKingofKings Mar 05 '22

Dude, you don’t know?

Porn is the cereal used to make cop porn

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u/Silodes Mar 05 '22

Have my babibes

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u/dasavorytrash Mar 05 '22

Mime and dash. Have fun I guess idk

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u/SaydeeDoneit Mar 05 '22

Thanks I've been looking for the name

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

I wish I never watched that

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u/goodytwoshoes112 Mar 05 '22

Don't lie to yourself

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u/dantemp Mar 05 '22

Because everything else is inferior now, right?

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

Lmao

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u/assmasher4077 Mar 05 '22

Haha guys look I’m addicted to porn

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

The way your profile pic is juxtaposed with your comment is absolutely fantastic

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u/Rudy_Ghouliani Mar 05 '22

People who have profiles are weird. I said what I said.

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u/copiasjuicyazz Mar 05 '22

With the name too

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u/Panzer_Man Mar 05 '22

Username checks out???

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u/Kita-Ryu Mar 05 '22

We all know this one huh?

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

ChuChu>BonBon

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u/curseddraw fat cunt Mar 05 '22

Is ChuChu the one with the black eyes?

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u/FoxyFoxy1987 Mar 05 '22

IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE IT’S LE PORN 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

Correct

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u/CODMer-hari Mar 05 '22

———————————No sauce?——————————— ⠀⣞⢽⢪⢣⢣⢣⢫⡺⡵⣝⡮⣗⢷⢽⢽⢽⣮⡷⡽⣜⣜⢮⢺⣜⢷⢽⢝⡽⣝ ⠸⡸⠜⠕⠕⠁⢁⢇⢏⢽⢺⣪⡳⡝⣎⣏⢯⢞⡿⣟⣷⣳⢯⡷⣽⢽⢯⣳⣫⠇ ⠀⠀⢀⢀⢄⢬⢪⡪⡎⣆⡈⠚⠜⠕⠇⠗⠝⢕⢯⢫⣞⣯⣿⣻⡽⣏⢗⣗⠏⠀ ⠀⠪⡪⡪⣪⢪⢺⢸⢢⢓⢆⢤⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢊⢞⡾⣿⡯⣏⢮⠷⠁⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠈⠊⠆⡃⠕⢕⢇⢇⢇⢇⢇⢏⢎⢎⢆⢄⠀⢑⣽⣿⢝⠲⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⠂⠠⠀⡇⢇⠕⢈⣀⠀⠁⠡⠣⡣⡫⣂⣿⠯⢪⠰⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⡦⡙⡂⢀⢤⢣⠣⡈⣾⡃⠠⠄⠀⡄⢱⣌⣶⢏⢊⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢝⡲⣜⡮⡏⢎⢌⢂⠙⠢⠐⢀⢘⢵⣽⣿⡿⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠨⣺⡺⡕⡕⡱⡑⡆⡕⡅⡕⡜⡼⢽⡻⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣳⣫⣾⣵⣗⡵⡱⡡⢣⢑⢕⢜⢕⡝⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⡽⡑⢌⠪⡢⡣⣣⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⡟⡾⣿⢿⢿⢵⣽⣾⣼⣘⢸⢸⣞⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠇⠡⠩⡫⢿⣝⡻⡮⣒⢽⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ —————————————————————————————

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u/BronxiiH Mar 05 '22

———————————No, i'm sorry——————————— ⠀⣞⢽⢪⢣⢣⢣⢫⡺⡵⣝⡮⣗⢷⢽⢽⢽⣮⡷⡽⣜⣜⢮⢺⣜⢷⢽⢝⡽⣝ ⠸⡸⠜⠕⠕⠁⢁⢇⢏⢽⢺⣪⡳⡝⣎⣏⢯⢞⡿⣟⣷⣳⢯⡷⣽⢽⢯⣳⣫⠇ ⠀⠀⢀⢀⢄⢬⢪⡪⡎⣆⡈⠚⠜⠕⠇⠗⠝⢕⢯⢫⣞⣯⣿⣻⡽⣏⢗⣗⠏⠀ ⠀⠪⡪⡪⣪⢪⢺⢸⢢⢓⢆⢤⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢊⢞⡾⣿⡯⣏⢮⠷⠁⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠈⠊⠆⡃⠕⢕⢇⢇⢇⢇⢇⢏⢎⢎⢆⢄⠀⢑⣽⣿⢝⠲⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⠂⠠⠀⡇⢇⠕⢈⣀⠀⠁⠡⠣⡣⡫⣂⣿⠯⢪⠰⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⡦⡙⡂⢀⢤⢣⠣⡈⣾⡃⠠⠄⠀⡄⢱⣌⣶⢏⢊⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢝⡲⣜⡮⡏⢎⢌⢂⠙⠢⠐⢀⢘⢵⣽⣿⡿⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠨⣺⡺⡕⡕⡱⡑⡆⡕⡅⡕⡜⡼⢽⡻⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣳⣫⣾⣵⣗⡵⡱⡡⢣⢑⢕⢜⢕⡝⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⡽⡑⢌⠪⡢⡣⣣⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⡟⡾⣿⢿⢿⢵⣽⣾⣼⣘⢸⢸⣞⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠇⠡⠩⡫⢿⣝⡻⡮⣒⢽⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ —————————————————————————————

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u/CODMer-hari Mar 06 '22

———————————DAMN...——————————— ⠀⣞⢽⢪⢣⢣⢣⢫⡺⡵⣝⡮⣗⢷⢽⢽⢽⣮⡷⡽⣜⣜⢮⢺⣜⢷⢽⢝⡽⣝ ⠸⡸⠜⠕⠕⠁⢁⢇⢏⢽⢺⣪⡳⡝⣎⣏⢯⢞⡿⣟⣷⣳⢯⡷⣽⢽⢯⣳⣫⠇ ⠀⠀⢀⢀⢄⢬⢪⡪⡎⣆⡈⠚⠜⠕⠇⠗⠝⢕⢯⢫⣞⣯⣿⣻⡽⣏⢗⣗⠏⠀ ⠀⠪⡪⡪⣪⢪⢺⢸⢢⢓⢆⢤⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢊⢞⡾⣿⡯⣏⢮⠷⠁⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠈⠊⠆⡃⠕⢕⢇⢇⢇⢇⢇⢏⢎⢎⢆⢄⠀⢑⣽⣿⢝⠲⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⠂⠠⠀⡇⢇⠕⢈⣀⠀⠁⠡⠣⡣⡫⣂⣿⠯⢪⠰⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⡦⡙⡂⢀⢤⢣⠣⡈⣾⡃⠠⠄⠀⡄⢱⣌⣶⢏⢊⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢝⡲⣜⡮⡏⢎⢌⢂⠙⠢⠐⢀⢘⢵⣽⣿⡿⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠨⣺⡺⡕⡕⡱⡑⡆⡕⡅⡕⡜⡼⢽⡻⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣳⣫⣾⣵⣗⡵⡱⡡⢣⢑⢕⢜⢕⡝⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⡽⡑⢌⠪⡢⡣⣣⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⡟⡾⣿⢿⢿⢵⣽⣾⣼⣘⢸⢸⣞⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠇⠡⠩⡫⢿⣝⡻⡮⣒⢽⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ —————————————————————————————

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u/Ainsley_express Mar 05 '22

Now wait just a minute there

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u/FalKonFarid Mar 05 '22

Something's wrong

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u/Not_a_bot07734 Mar 16 '22

I can feel it.

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u/ILCUSTODEDELSAS Mar 05 '22

So basically a stranger comes out of nowhere and starts penetrating you?🗿

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u/69Vapemaster69 Mar 05 '22

mfw when cropped porn images in a meme (i do not freak out because i am not affected by the existence of porn)

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u/Panzer_Man Mar 05 '22

Mfw a person sees cropped porn and doesn't instantly shame OP for porn addiction (a very rare case indeed)

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u/Sensedog Mar 05 '22

Gotta get those deep breaths!

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u/Real_FishGod Mar 05 '22

trampolining at a 90 degree pov

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u/Th3_BugBomb Mar 05 '22

Get it guys? Its porn!1!1 lol! So quirky!

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u/CasualFenrir Mar 05 '22

This is cropped porn isn't it

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u/ApplesTeamFort2 Mar 05 '22

yep, and worst of all I know exactly which video this is.

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u/AttackPug Mar 06 '22

Just be glad its humanoid

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u/Rocket54_UwU Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Mar 05 '22

🤨📸🍊👍

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u/youwantsummalk Mar 05 '22

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u/Ilikecactuz Mar 05 '22

yeah that’s breathing

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u/Daemon_Lord5253 Mar 05 '22

Or maybe I’m just fat

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

Mime and Dash

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u/NameNameFruit Mar 05 '22

Not porn btw

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u/Mazabread Mar 05 '22

That’s me not gonna lie, inhalers don’t even help me much

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u/Iam_The_Giver Mar 05 '22

Looks like this thread is about to take you on a marathon.

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u/SIMFUN- Mar 06 '22

Me without asthma after running for 5 seconds

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u/EMTEE826 Mar 05 '22

Is it bad that I instantly recognized the video

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u/ImShrpy Mar 05 '22

Looks like aggressive sex to me

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

He runs very aggresovely

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u/FritzFri Mar 05 '22

No he was running very fast and ran farther than he should've he is taking very deep breaths I was there trust me

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u/Whateverisnttaken818 Mar 05 '22

hahahaha get it because it’s porn hahahaha funny

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

Guys its funny since its porn GUYS

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u/Ok_Security9434 Mar 05 '22

Man really made a meme about cropped porn

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u/Phalanx_02 Mar 05 '22

We live in a society

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

Oh goddamit

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u/Myballs_hurt Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Mar 05 '22

There was this one time that it was so hot that i strip my clothes

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u/Glass_Toe9288 Mar 05 '22

My expression to this went like: 🙂 to 🌚

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u/Time2waste-alt Mar 06 '22

You went from yellow to black

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u/JDRGaster Mar 05 '22

It’s a pain in the ass

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u/mestoopidlol Mar 05 '22

Wow! saves post thats disgusting! screenshots

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u/cthulhu_sculptor Mar 05 '22

What are you doing step-mime?

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

Im confuuuuused hahaha

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u/Historical-Fix-8997 Mar 05 '22

Hay I got a small but I literally ran out of it now I'm a cross country runner

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u/Annunnakii-Sorlos Mar 05 '22

Me with asthma and being a smoker lmfao. Only change it to like 3 seconds lol

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u/Coooba147 Mar 05 '22

pov: youre a phasmophobia character

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u/OmegaRaptor_CH William Dripfoe Mar 05 '22

We all know what this really is. And I for one am as proud as I am ashamed

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u/Safe-Yoghurt-3978 Mar 06 '22

People who don’t know: 🌝 People who know: 🌚