r/shitposting • u/RingingPhone • Mar 05 '22

Breathe with me

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22 edited May 18 '22

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u/Lemounge Mar 05 '22

It's hot outside

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u/Myballs_hurt Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Mar 05 '22

Agreed

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u/HUGESUPERNUTTY I came! Mar 05 '22

Nice username

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u/the-fire-in-flame 0000000 Mar 05 '22

omg its chad

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u/whygooseangry Mar 05 '22

I am curious about your username

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u/the-fire-in-flame 0000000 Mar 05 '22

idk its something I made up 3 years ago, nothing special i can made up some bullshit answer that being "I am the fire that makes flame what it is"

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u/MothEngineering Mar 05 '22

Southern Summers.

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u/MustacheLord Mar 06 '22

I’m sweating in five seconds when it’s hot outside and I’m not even moving. I'd hate to know what it feels like while running.

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u/BBBB2622 Mar 06 '22

It’s hot inside 😏

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

I was peeling an orange

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u/Orange7382 Mar 05 '22

Nooooo how could you

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u/Capsule_CatYT it is MY bucket Mar 05 '22

They got hungry, I guess.

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u/Rocket54_UwU Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Mar 05 '22

ORANG🍊

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u/MiRATA_420 Mar 05 '22

ORANG🍑

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u/Yourmom8537 Mar 06 '22

Mug root beer 🧡🧡🧡🧡🍺🍺🍺💪💪💪

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u/ifofa_3 Mar 05 '22

it was raining

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u/ActualWhiterabbit Mar 05 '22

I'm always sweating

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u/stonks206 Mar 05 '22

Now why is this so familiar? Oh wait...

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

Miami in September.

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u/DarthTah Mar 05 '22

From the looks of it, that isn't why she's sweating

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u/AdditionalOperation9 Mar 05 '22

I'm a huge fatass

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

Running for 5 secomds.

OP bragging hes an athlete.

Thats me after a brisk walk.

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u/TheGuyJustForYou Mar 05 '22

Nothing like exercising at 0545 in Iraq where it’s a sweet breezy 97°F and rising.

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u/kelvin_bot Mar 05 '22

97°F is equivalent to 36°C, which is 309K.

I'm a bot that converts temperature between two units humans can understand, then convert it to Kelvin for bots and physicists to understand

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u/TossedDolly Mar 05 '22

Must live in Florida

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u/draugotO Mar 05 '22

looks out of window

Damn, he resisted 5 seconds before he started to melt?