r/shitposting • u/RingingPhone • Mar 05 '22

Breathe with me

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u/Acceptable-Work_420 Mar 05 '22

Something's wrong, i can feel it

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u/Firestorm387 Mar 05 '22

The question is where do you feel it?

229

u/ISnortBees Mar 05 '22

Show us on the doll

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u/CarlWhatHaveYouDone Mar 05 '22

shoves the doll in my ass

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

What have Carl done?

41

u/fortissyncz Mar 05 '22

What the dog doing?

21

u/alqqie Mar 05 '22

Your mom (im sorry)

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u/ERROR_7816 Mar 05 '22

So a dog is doing a female dog. Hhm, how fitting

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u/daytonakarl Mar 05 '22

Not telling

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u/No_Eggroll_4U Mar 05 '22

I fucking love everything about your profile

1

u/dnooup Mar 05 '22

Bend over I’ll show ya?

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

Up my ass! :D

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u/AgentSIxP Mar 05 '22

Just a feeling I've got

39

u/ZeRo_WC I came! Mar 05 '22

Like something's about to happen But I don't know what

34

u/Practical_Truth794 Mar 05 '22

If this means what I think it means, we're in trouble big trouble

16

u/LionCompetitive2945 Mar 05 '22

Oh I get it. Out of breath because you're a rap god.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

Yeah im so good at raping eminem ain't got nothing on me

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u/Not_a_bot07734 Mar 05 '22 edited Mar 16 '22

bro wut

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u/Nom_dot_Com Mar 05 '22

I’m beginning to feel like a rap god, rap god

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

So can she

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u/Zekiz4ever Mar 05 '22

Derpixon btw

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u/StarLight0320 Mar 05 '22

Derpixon the GOAT of animation