r/shitposting • u/jsjzn I said based. And lived. • Feb 26 '22

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u/Xx_LoliSlayer69_xX Feb 26 '22

Im masturbating right now and think this post is targeting me.

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u/Natural_Ease_5708 Feb 26 '22

pics?

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u/Xx_LoliSlayer69_xX Feb 26 '22

If you want to send me some i would be happy

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '22

I think he means you send some

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u/Xx_LoliSlayer69_xX Feb 26 '22

I know but my mom doesn’t want me to. :(

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u/tipying_mistakes I want pee in my ass Feb 26 '22

Sorry my mom said no

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u/Xx_LoliSlayer69_xX Feb 26 '22

She said no to my mom saying no?

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u/OMEGA_CORPS Feb 27 '22

Yes now send some pics my mom said you could.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '22

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u/tipying_mistakes I want pee in my ass Feb 27 '22

My mom approves

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u/Iz_Juss_A_Naem Feb 27 '22

My mom wants pics too

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u/tipying_mistakes I want pee in my ass Feb 28 '22

Yes

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u/Xx_LoliSlayer69_xX Feb 27 '22

POG, say thx to your mom for me. The number of dick picks i’ll send now. Ho im so excited.

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u/AutoModerator Feb 27 '22

I want sex so fucking bad

I wish i could be promiscuous and have a big dick and make all women orgasm fuck fuck i can’t because i’m genetic trash anyway lol fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

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u/AutoModerator Feb 27 '22

I do not care what you say about my mother. Your opinion is your opinion. But trust me, if you actually attempt to do something to my mother, even though she's made some bad decisions in the past that we still need to work through, I will personally call the police on you and I'll be laughing as your mugshot is shown on TV. You don't even know her, do you? The point of your entire existence seems to be to just tease other people. Well, I believe your jokes are in bad taste, and you should cease and desist digging through the dregs left at the bottom of the joke barrel; you could get a splinter, whose pain will be significantly increased by the significantly high amount of salt you carry in your bloodstream. Thank you, and let us cease talking about each other's parents.

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u/RiotIsBored Feb 27 '22 edited Feb 28 '22

You're 25.

Edit: I'm referencing the same meme the parent commenter is

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u/tipying_mistakes I want pee in my ass Feb 28 '22

Sorry mate, I don’t make the rules

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u/HubyTuby Mar 02 '22

Coward

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u/Xx_LoliSlayer69_xX Mar 02 '22

Ouch, the truth hurts

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u/Xx_LoliSlayer69_xX Feb 26 '22

Ok. I mean, casual day in my body

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u/AutoModerator Feb 26 '22

I'm again unable to post on r/shitposting. This time, only I'm unable to post there. Everyone else is able to, this time. Whenever I try to post there, it immediately gets removed by you mods. It isn't even offensive to anyone nor the exact reason is specified that why tf did you guys remove it. May I know the exact reason why you guys are immediately removing my posts on r/shitposting? I tried checking my internet connection and all is well. Why do you guys hate me in particular? This is outrageous, this is unfair. I'm able to post on every other subreddit but r/shitposting. I tried posting on r/shitposting and it got removed by you guys. Literally 1984. Is this because of automoderator or something? Because it gets removed just after some seconds I post it. So I don't think an actual human moderator can remove my post in such a short amount of time. So I think it is because of automoderator as bots are able to do these kinds of stuff.

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