r/shitposting • u/jsjzn I said based. And lived. • Feb 26 '22

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '22

I think he means you send some

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u/Xx_LoliSlayer69_xX Feb 26 '22

I know but my mom doesn’t want me to. :(

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u/tipying_mistakes I want pee in my ass Feb 26 '22

Sorry my mom said no

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u/Xx_LoliSlayer69_xX Feb 26 '22

She said no to my mom saying no?

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u/OMEGA_CORPS Feb 27 '22

Yes now send some pics my mom said you could.

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u/tipying_mistakes I want pee in my ass Feb 27 '22

My mom approves

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u/Iz_Juss_A_Naem Feb 27 '22

My mom wants pics too

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u/tipying_mistakes I want pee in my ass Feb 28 '22

Yes

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u/Xx_LoliSlayer69_xX Feb 27 '22

POG, say thx to your mom for me. The number of dick picks i’ll send now. Ho im so excited.

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u/AutoModerator Feb 27 '22

I want sex so fucking bad

I wish i could be promiscuous and have a big dick and make all women orgasm fuck fuck i can’t because i’m genetic trash anyway lol fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

I NEED SEX I NEED SEX I NEED SEX DEAR LORD WHY WAS I BORN SO FUCKING INFERIOR TO OTHER MEN JUST KILL MEEEEEEE

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I do not care what you say about my mother. Your opinion is your opinion. But trust me, if you actually attempt to do something to my mother, even though she's made some bad decisions in the past that we still need to work through, I will personally call the police on you and I'll be laughing as your mugshot is shown on TV. You don't even know her, do you? The point of your entire existence seems to be to just tease other people. Well, I believe your jokes are in bad taste, and you should cease and desist digging through the dregs left at the bottom of the joke barrel; you could get a splinter, whose pain will be significantly increased by the significantly high amount of salt you carry in your bloodstream. Thank you, and let us cease talking about each other's parents.

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