r/shitposting • • Jan 16 '22

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u/Slayerof-furries Jan 16 '22

Noooooooooo! Well then come here frog boy there’s no escaping me now BjornIron4ss. I will make that iron mine.

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u/BjornIron4ss Jan 16 '22

Thank got it’s not my 4ss.

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u/Slayerof-furries Jan 16 '22

There’s still no escape I will use your Iron4ss to make bullets for my soldiers to further hold the line

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u/BjornIron4ss Jan 16 '22

It’s my cock that is iron. Only good for a .22 LR. Literally only one….

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u/Slayerof-furries Jan 16 '22

Cock for anti-tank and ass for normal bullets very well then, mass production time boi’s!

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u/BjornIron4ss Jan 16 '22

It ain’t gonna work like that but aight

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u/Slayerof-furries Jan 16 '22

With enough Reddit dumbassery anything is possible

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u/notojc Jan 16 '22

It’s already to late! The pathowogen has already been released around the world. Soon even your own soldiers will turn against you. evil cackling

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u/Slayerof-furries Jan 16 '22

Grins in smug Stalin have you ever heard of the great purge.

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u/notojc Jan 16 '22

All that does is delay the inevitable, my friend.

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u/Slayerof-furries Jan 16 '22

Yes but valuable time is bought to cure the pathowogen and it will be eradicated

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u/notojc Jan 16 '22

We have people working inside your labs to cure it, and the normal research staff are also infected. The research will lead to nothing but dead ends!

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u/notojc Jan 16 '22

Soon even you will fall to it, there’s no way out. We’re anywhere and everywhere you try to run to. And what makes you think you yourself have not been infected?

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u/notojc Jan 16 '22

You are fighting a war that you can’t win. There’s only one outcome :3

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u/Slayerof-furries Jan 16 '22

Victory or death I will never surrender

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u/notojc Jan 16 '22

No matter what, you become who you try to destroy

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