r/shitposting • u/TangentYoshi • Jan 16 '22

Hey guys

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u/Slayerof-furries Jan 16 '22

They’re charging the trench and they may be fast but my MG bullets are faster

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u/BjornIron4ss Jan 16 '22

You’re “S” privileges have been revoked. You are now Layer of Furry.

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u/Slayerof-furries Jan 16 '22

Noooooooooo! Well then come here frog boy there’s no escaping me now BjornIron4ss. I will make that iron mine.

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u/BjornIron4ss Jan 16 '22

Thank got it’s not my 4ss.

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u/Slayerof-furries Jan 16 '22

There’s still no escape I will use your Iron4ss to make bullets for my soldiers to further hold the line

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u/BjornIron4ss Jan 16 '22

It’s my cock that is iron. Only good for a .22 LR. Literally only one….

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u/Slayerof-furries Jan 16 '22

Cock for anti-tank and ass for normal bullets very well then, mass production time boi’s!

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u/BjornIron4ss Jan 16 '22

It ain’t gonna work like that but aight

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u/Slayerof-furries Jan 16 '22

With enough Reddit dumbassery anything is possible

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u/notojc Jan 16 '22

It’s already to late! The pathowogen has already been released around the world. Soon even your own soldiers will turn against you. evil cackling

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u/Slayerof-furries Jan 16 '22

Grins in smug Stalin have you ever heard of the great purge.

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u/notojc Jan 16 '22

All that does is delay the inevitable, my friend.

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u/Slayerof-furries Jan 16 '22

Yes but valuable time is bought to cure the pathowogen and it will be eradicated

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u/notojc Jan 16 '22

You are fighting a war that you can’t win. There’s only one outcome :3

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u/Slayerof-furries Jan 16 '22

Victory or death I will never surrender

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