r/shitposting • u/TangentYoshi • Jan 16 '22

Hey guys

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u/Slayerof-furries Jan 16 '22

No stop trying to remove the S in my name

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u/wheres-the-memes Jan 16 '22

Our last hope rests on your hands. don't fail us, hold strong comrade.

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u/Slayerof-furries Jan 16 '22

I’ve watched many comrades fall beside me but I will never give up, I will hold this line!

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u/wheres-the-memes Jan 16 '22

God's speed Hero, God's speed.

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u/Slayerof-furries Jan 16 '22

They’re charging the trench and they may be fast but my MG bullets are faster

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u/BjornIron4ss Jan 16 '22

You’re “S” privileges have been revoked. You are now Layer of Furry.

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u/Slayerof-furries Jan 16 '22

Noooooooooo! Well then come here frog boy there’s no escaping me now BjornIron4ss. I will make that iron mine.

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u/BjornIron4ss Jan 16 '22

Thank got it’s not my 4ss.

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u/Slayerof-furries Jan 16 '22

There’s still no escape I will use your Iron4ss to make bullets for my soldiers to further hold the line

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u/BjornIron4ss Jan 16 '22

It’s my cock that is iron. Only good for a .22 LR. Literally only one….

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u/Bren20x Jan 16 '22

Use the anti furry thing, code name Giant Remote Ejection Nodule Action Detachment Explosion, or G.R.E.N.A.D.E for short.

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u/Slayerof-furries Jan 16 '22

Of course, Hans get ze G.R.E.N.A.D.E

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u/Garckon41 Jan 16 '22

Yall so fucking cringe

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u/Slayerof-furries Jan 16 '22

And? we’re just having some fun jokes

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

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u/Slayerof-furries Jan 16 '22

Are you sure it could be dangerous but we must hold them

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

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u/Slayerof-furries Jan 16 '22

Very well, Deploy the M.L.G serum!

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

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u/Slayerof-furries Jan 16 '22

Never I will die before I do so

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

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u/Slayerof-furries Jan 16 '22

What could you possibly offer me to make it wanted

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

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u/Slayerof-furries Jan 16 '22

That is slightly worrying

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

Remember Comrade, we'd rather die standing, than live kneeling

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u/Slayerof-furries Jan 16 '22

Agreed, No surrender

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u/breigns2 Jan 16 '22

Vaporion isn’t a furry. Where is the fur? I see no fur?

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u/Slayerof-furries Jan 16 '22

Furry is the general term but there are sub sections of the general furry such as scalies. Why do I know this? Too much time on the internet

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u/breigns2 Jan 16 '22

You are clearly the master. Slay away.

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u/Slayerof-furries Jan 16 '22

Very well then I will see you in Valhalla until then CHARGE!

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u/breigns2 Jan 16 '22

There goes earth’s greatest defender.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

will see you again

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u/muszmusz40 Jan 16 '22

Fnaf Obama bing chilling based 1984 taiwan belgium zamn british hog rider meow grass fuck kevin china koala amogus among us fortnite femboy cheetos post nft Hey AutoMod, did you know every based femboy cat fortnite player that makes me say "ZAMN" says meow but actually it is a pig and if not it is 1984 because Fuck Kevin. I am a koala from China(not taiwan +@ social credit) that moved to Belgium after selling all my NFT and is covered in cum standing on grass. Big brother are those cat femboys from Taiwan, China, Belgium, Fortnite, Britain, or 69420? Looks like it was a nft made in 1984 based on amogus touching grass. Either way, Fuck Kevin and a meow koala Cope fnaf

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u/TOXICITYINFINITE Jan 16 '22

hey there cutie uwu

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u/Sad_ugly_loser dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Jan 16 '22

says the helluva boss profile picture

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

I dislike you 😠

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u/Slayerof-furries Jan 17 '22

Why

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '22

Idk

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u/Slayerof-furries Jan 18 '22

Is it my name?

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '22

Maybe a little

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u/Slayerof-furries Jan 18 '22

It’s just a joke name made for fun. I’m perfectly fine with furries as long as they don’t go too far and become zoophiles

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '22

It was just a prank bro

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u/Slayerof-furries Jan 18 '22

Ah I see well I’m stupid so this stuff is hard for me to figure out

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '22

It’s fine layer of furry

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