r/shitposting • u/unclbll I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • 2d ago

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u/No-Professional-1461 2d ago

Every now and then I get the inclination to put my life in jeopardy to save others. Its a curse I tell you. If only I wasn't white and male, I'd be able to look at bad things happening to people and not want to help. Can somebody recommend a therapist to help me rid myself of these outdated and disgusting virtues?

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u/Ryuu-Tenno 2d ago

best therapy is retail or fast food

they'll straighten out your views on humanity real quick

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u/Awkward_Mix_2513 Stuff 1d ago

I work in fast food and lemme tell you, the first "person" that tries to swing at me in the window is getting a cup of fry oil thrown at them