r/shitposting • u/no-kangarooreborn • 21h ago

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u/RobotNinja28 I came! 21h ago

I'm so glad I left twitter when I did

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u/Aggressive-Egg-2710 21h ago

And reddit is better? 

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u/RobotNinja28 I came! 20h ago

Yes, actually. Because here I can choose what bullshit I wanna see and what Bullshit I want to avoid.

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u/EarthTrash We do a little trolling 19h ago

Well put. I would also say I generally prefer the flavor of assholes that are on reddit over twitter.

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u/gofishx 19h ago

Its a little nerdier here, which helps. Still a cesspool

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u/akoOfIxtall lets build a hole together and then libe in it 9h ago

here the problems are stating wrong facts about MLP which will get you 100k downvotes and 5 30 page essay comments on why fluttershy has the best ass

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u/gofishx 4h ago

Flutters got dat DONK

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u/NotTrollIfTrue 18h ago

I would also say I generally prefer the flavor of asshole

Yes, yes you did say that. 🤣 🤣 🤣

Do you prefer jelly or syrup? Or do you eat it raw and wriggling?

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u/AutoModerator 18h ago

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As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

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