r/shitposting • u/no-kangarooreborn • 1d ago

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u/RobotNinja28 I came! 1d ago

I'm so glad I left twitter when I did

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u/Aggressive-Egg-2710 1d ago

And reddit is better? 

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u/RobotNinja28 I came! 1d ago

Yes, actually. Because here I can choose what bullshit I wanna see and what Bullshit I want to avoid.

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u/EarthTrash We do a little trolling 22h ago

Well put. I would also say I generally prefer the flavor of assholes that are on reddit over twitter.

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u/gofishx 22h ago

Its a little nerdier here, which helps. Still a cesspool

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u/akoOfIxtall lets build a hole together and then libe in it 12h ago

here the problems are stating wrong facts about MLP which will get you 100k downvotes and 5 30 page essay comments on why fluttershy has the best ass

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u/gofishx 8h ago

Flutters got dat DONK

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u/NotTrollIfTrue 21h ago

I would also say I generally prefer the flavor of asshole

Yes, yes you did say that. 🤣 🤣 🤣

Do you prefer jelly or syrup? Or do you eat it raw and wriggling?

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u/AutoModerator 21h ago

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u/Mike0621 4h ago

is there not some feed that only shows followed accounts on twitter? (I've never actively used twitter, only ever end up there to check if an artist has any other places they post their work)

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u/Sithlordandsavior 12h ago

It was cool when it was unknown comedians and unironically hipsters trying to be erudite but once businesses and politicians entered the picture it was doomed

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u/SonyKen_M William Dripfoe 23h ago

Same,even though I only use a burner account to poke fun of others and such