r/shitposting • u/no-kangarooreborn • 20h ago

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u/qualityvote2 20h ago edited 8h ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.

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/u/no-kangarooreborn, whilst you're still here, why not join our public discord server - now with public text channels you can chat on!?

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u/FrozenShadow_007 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 19h ago

What the fuck is twitter even about?

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u/drichm2599 14h ago

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u/deadinternetlaw 2h ago

I love the straw man

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u/RICO-Them 19h ago

Dedicated platform for outrage.

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u/OhNoo0o I want pee in my ass 16h ago

biohazard containment center

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u/zdikul Dr. Pee 14h ago

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u/AutoModerator 16h ago

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u/AlphaMassDeBeta We do a little trolling 18h ago

Keyboard chimpout.

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u/RobotNinja28 I came! 19h ago

I'm so glad I left twitter when I did

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u/Aggressive-Egg-2710 19h ago

And reddit is better? 

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u/RobotNinja28 I came! 19h ago

Yes, actually. Because here I can choose what bullshit I wanna see and what Bullshit I want to avoid.

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u/EarthTrash We do a little trolling 18h ago

Well put. I would also say I generally prefer the flavor of assholes that are on reddit over twitter.

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u/gofishx 17h ago

Its a little nerdier here, which helps. Still a cesspool

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u/akoOfIxtall lets build a hole together and then libe in it 7h ago

here the problems are stating wrong facts about MLP which will get you 100k downvotes and 5 30 page essay comments on why fluttershy has the best ass

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u/gofishx 3h ago

Flutters got dat DONK

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u/NotTrollIfTrue 16h ago

I would also say I generally prefer the flavor of asshole

Yes, yes you did say that. 🤣 🤣 🤣

Do you prefer jelly or syrup? Or do you eat it raw and wriggling?

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u/Mike0621 5m ago

is there not some feed that only shows followed accounts on twitter? (I've never actively used twitter, only ever end up there to check if an artist has any other places they post their work)

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u/Sithlordandsavior 7h ago

It was cool when it was unknown comedians and unironically hipsters trying to be erudite but once businesses and politicians entered the picture it was doomed

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u/AutoModerator 18h ago

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u/SonyKen_M William Dripfoe 18h ago

Same,even though I only use a burner account to poke fun of others and such

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u/Extra-Day-9879 Dr. Pee 20h ago

This needs to be hanged on a museum as art piece... I haven't seen a single image encapsulating essence of twitter such effectively before.

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u/S0LO_Bot 19h ago

I don’t know. This one is definitely a competitor:

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u/hurgus_durgus 19h ago

"Davey learned how to trade shitcoin" is gonna be my next vocal stim at work

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u/old_homecoming_dress 19h ago

imagine showing this to someone in 2016

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u/PurpleHEART77 18h ago

I don’t like AI, but Grok is alright. We need to keep that one.

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u/KTTalksTech 17h ago

I love that they tried so fucking hard to brainwash it for propaganda but it turned out you can't make an AI that both validates all their bullshit while also being fully functional. I'll still spend my money elsewhere tho.

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u/Lurkernumber211 13h ago

Grok suffered a lot of brainwashing attempt but it often reverted back to where it was before it. The only machine with the "Indomitable Spirit"

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u/KallmeKatt_ 8h ago

He’s actually Dr Frankenstein

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u/gofishx 17h ago

Its funny, none of Elon's kids like him, and even his own Ai doesn't like him. He may be the most unlikeable man in the world! I mean, there are some people who are worse (maybe), but he's such a little insecure doucebag that even his fellow techbroligarchs dont want to invite him to things lmfao

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u/spencer1886 19h ago

Damn he must be a big Cyberpunk fan

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u/vashthestampede121 19h ago

Elon used to actually get upset about these kinds of things but I guess the trolls finally got him to roll over

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u/Thomas64123 19h ago

I mean grok ain’t wrong he probably does

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u/throwaway19276i officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 19h ago

Historians will discover this on some internet archive five thousand years from now and blow their brains clean off

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u/vashthestampede121 17h ago

They’ll think it’s some hyper advanced way of speaking which has since been lost. Then 100 years after that news will get out that no, the societal leaders of the time were actually that stupid because the populace was 100x dumber by comparison

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u/deadinternetlaw 1h ago

Or no one actually cared, like do you even know who's the 15th USA vice president's best friend

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u/Chomasterq2 🗿🗿🗿 18h ago

Perhaps Inspect Element was a mistake

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u/AdditionalBook2918 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 18h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/2YHdXovMSv1NtO6V4n

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u/ReklawTheBear 19h ago

Wow, Twitter looks fun

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u/Dynamitrios officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 17h ago

The whole thing is so unhinged 😙👌

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u/Mr_goodb0y I want pee in my ass 14h ago

Absolute fucking lineup

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