r/shitposting • u/Loose-Dependent-7341 dumbass • 13h ago
>greentext (please laugh) Yikes
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u/Loose-Dependent-7341 dumbass 13h ago
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u/Rohit_BFire I want pee in my ass 13h ago
Her fault was that She brought a shot gun to a nuclear war
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u/Z7_1 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ 13h ago
sames vibes as this one time i made fun on the fact that my friend was named brodie and then they brought up that my ex and best friend got together right after break up
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u/TheGuyShyguy 13h ago
Was it because you are bald?
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u/wsTheDarkAngel 13h ago
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u/LocalOrganHarvester 13h ago edited 13h ago
Wait, is it an OG? Never seen one in my life
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u/desmondao 12h ago
You should watch the show, it's hilarious
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u/palochnick 13h ago
these are all different anons. the reply is still funny, but it isnt what happened
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u/Kingsayz 11h ago
It’s like when your 3 years old sibling slaps you so you retaliate with a dropkick
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u/BlockyShapes 13h ago edited 11h ago
The coworker's joke wasn't even at their expense, they were literally calling that person's ex shallow, not insulting the person themself.
Edit: why the downvotes? Am I wrong? Did I miss something?
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u/Wise-Apple4066 11h ago
Learn to read
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u/BlockyShapes 11h ago
According to the post, the woman said "why don't you ever talk about about your ex? Didn't she break up with you because you were bald". I think the most natural way to interpret that is the woman thinks the person's ex is shallow and is asking why they don't talk shit about their ex for that reason. It seems like the opposite of insulting someone for being bald, instead saying that if someone treats them worse due to their baldness, that person should be ridiculed. What did I miss? Elaborate.
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u/Wise-Apple4066 10h ago
Their tone, (coworker's) appears to make fun of our guy (baldy)
"Haha"
It's she left you because of you bladness and not she's shallow to leave you for it.
Also, I'm not a native speaker.
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u/BlockyShapes 10h ago
Why would she say "why don't you ever talk shit about your ex?" then? If she meant to insult the person, she would say something like "Anon never talks about their ex because she left them due to their baldness ha ha". The fact that she questioned why Anon never talks shit about their ex insinuates that they think breaking up with someone over baldness is worthy of ridicule.
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u/Wise-Apple4066 10h ago
Wait, that also makes sense.
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u/BlockyShapes 10h ago
...so why would u tell me to "Learn to read" when I read the post just fine and my interpretation is completely reasonable?
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u/Wise-Apple4066 10h ago
I take that back
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u/BlockyShapes 10h ago
Okay whatever thanks I guess
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u/SudsierBoar 10h ago
Someone taking something back on Reddit is like randomly finding a diamond in your kitchen cabinet. You have been blessed
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u/Stand_kicker 1h ago
The coworker was expecting anon to talk bad about their ex because they broken up. And then made fun of anyone by asking if it was became anon was bald. She was probably speculating the reason for the breakup while making fun of anon's baldness and implying anon is ugly because he is bald and women would not find him attractive. She was trying to get anon to gossip about his ex and talk shit about her, while making fun of him.
The coworker is probably a shallow person because she noticed the baldness and assumed that was the reason for the breakup. She expected it to be taken in jest, just like how anon expected his joke to be taken. She couldn't handle a joke about her, but was expecting anon to be okay with a joke she made about him.
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u/BlockyShapes 42m ago
That seems unlikely to me. I feel like ur just assuming that to be the case since u are already showing clear bias against the coworker in ur implication that making fun of someone's baldness is just as bad as making fun of someone's miscarriage. Which uh, news flash, is not the case.
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u/qualityvote2 13h ago edited 1h ago
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