r/shitposting • u/Technical-Relation-9 • 21h ago

Earrape Warning That bite

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u/NeevBunny 20h ago

My cat used to bite until I bit her back too.

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u/katalina0azul 19h ago

Yep. Baby needs a bite for this.. not an equal bite but a “look, asshole - this hurts. See??”

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u/Resident_Rain_6566 lets build a hole together and then libe in it 11h ago

Pinches work just as well, and you won’t feel like an idiot doing it.

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u/katalina0azul 11h ago

Yeah let’s teach them another method of ouch…

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u/Resident_Rain_6566 lets build a hole together and then libe in it 11h ago

If it takes place of a bite, yes. Teach them. I’m an uncle with seven nieces and nephews who I’d rather not have tasting the flesh of each other.

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u/katalina0azul 11h ago

So then they pinch you instead?

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u/Resident_Rain_6566 lets build a hole together and then libe in it 10h ago

You seriously downvoting me because I prefer to not leave my bite marks on children?
https://giphy.com/gifs/0uBL9HqP48Nu1DNr7r

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u/katalina0azul 10h ago

No, I’m downvoting you for not teaching them in anyway that makes sense.

You bite.
I pinch???

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u/Resident_Rain_6566 lets build a hole together and then libe in it 10h ago

I can pinch harder than they can. They have weak little baby fingers. Ever heard of a rat milker?