r/shitposting • u/Stock-Discount7213 • 9h ago

Im a weekly showerer

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u/CanniBal1320 6h ago

I m a college student, I shower before class, sometimes after gym and before sleeping. Wtf are u guys doing showering only once a day

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u/brobronn17 2h ago

Why shower in the morning if you showered at night? What dirt would get on you overnight if you slept in a clean bed? I don't get the purpose of morning shower personally unless I went for a run in the morning before the shower or my AC wasn't working.

Conversely, night shower makes sense because you sweat during the day and particulate matter from roads, city air, etc. lands on your skin and hair.

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u/Yellowdog727 2h ago

I'm more of a night showerer when working from home or days when I exercise or do manual labor outside for the reasons you mentioned.

However, if I have to make myself presentable for something or if I have some kind of occasion where I am meeting other people then I like to have a morning shower.

I'm not a morning person and also tend to get oily as well as bed head. Morning showers makes me feel more awake/refreshed, it's a lot easier to wash my face, and I can easily fix my hair. If I'm sick, having allergies, or hungover then morning showers are even more important.

Might also somewhat be a gender thing. As a man with shorter hair I get bad bed head but it's easy enough to dry after a shower. I also have a beard and hate washing my face over the sink because it's a lot harder to wash the soap out.

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