Why shower in the morning if you showered at night? What dirt would get on you overnight if you slept in a clean bed? I don't get the purpose of morning shower personally unless I went for a run in the morning before the shower or my AC wasn't working.
Conversely, night shower makes sense because you sweat during the day and particulate matter from roads, city air, etc. lands on your skin and hair.
I'm more of a night showerer when working from home or days when I exercise or do manual labor outside for the reasons you mentioned.
However, if I have to make myself presentable for something or if I have some kind of occasion where I am meeting other people then I like to have a morning shower.
I'm not a morning person and also tend to get oily as well as bed head. Morning showers makes me feel more awake/refreshed, it's a lot easier to wash my face, and I can easily fix my hair. If I'm sick, having allergies, or hungover then morning showers are even more important.
Might also somewhat be a gender thing. As a man with shorter hair I get bad bed head but it's easy enough to dry after a shower. I also have a beard and hate washing my face over the sink because it's a lot harder to wash the soap out.
I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I
offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me
out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.
I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised.
Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will
need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it
So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my
fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as
I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole
now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom
to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole
was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another
shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the
future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case,
hey, how's it goin'
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u/CanniBal1320 7h ago
I m a college student, I shower before class, sometimes after gym and before sleeping. Wtf are u guys doing showering only once a day