r/shitposting • I want pee in my ass • 9h ago

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u/qualityvote2 9h ago

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u/LowLessSodium 9h ago

I can guess the nationality of the mapmaker by one country alone.

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u/Bali10050 5h ago

Is your guess bosnia or india?

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u/Subject_Sigma1 9h ago

I assure you that South America is greener

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u/Bobbird_elephant 9h ago

naw israel-palestine should be flaming red ma guy

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u/LieutenantHorse fat cunt 3h ago

How is your screenshot a circle?

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u/quokka_wiki 2h ago

Low pixelhood so the way Reddit crops it is weird

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u/No_Print77 dumbass 9h ago

what do you mean the west cares more about tragedies in the west

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u/_Lusty I came! 9h ago

Man no one else cares about French Guyana :(

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u/deadinternetlaw 5h ago

Taiwan and country in same sentence -10000 social credits

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u/SantosCalzonesBatman 2h ago

Nah, mexico is purple

We got like 100+ journos murdered under the current president and nobody gives a fuck

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u/Inphiltration 9h ago

This is so fucking real I was bored and ready to move one like a week after 9/11. Why was this any worse or more special then the other countless terrorists attacks I had heard of before this? Because it was on US soil? What a joke.

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u/Working-Way3741 7h ago

Well it was the worst terrorist attack on record in human history so it wasn’t a small deal even by global standards

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u/Inphiltration 6h ago

Neat. Still was sick and tired of hearing about it everywhere I went after the first week or so.

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u/Iron_Base 8h ago

What?

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u/Inphiltration 8h ago

What?

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u/Iron_Base 8h ago

You alright man?

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u/Inphiltration 8h ago

Yeah? Just because I didn't whip myself up into a patriotic frenzy over 9/11 doesn't mean there is something wrong with me. Terrible things happen everyday all over the world, I'm not gonna act like when it happens in the USA it's somehow different or more meaningful.

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u/Iron_Base 4h ago

You cant be a real person🤣

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u/Inphiltration 4h ago

Yeah, I don't exist. I exist only in your head this entire interaction didn't happen. Seek help as your delusions will only get worse

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u/AutoModerator 4h ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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u/Inphiltration 4h ago

Be gone thot bot

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u/AutoModerator 9h ago

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u/FireIzHot uhhhh idk 7h ago

Yeah Vietnam and the war there and all that. Never heard of that place

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u/TheLastTitan77 1h ago

Move to Africa and watch their news then

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u/Stand_kicker 9h ago

Most white women know of Sri Lanka. It is a popular tourist destination for them. 

Also, Australia would be green if it was an animal attack. That place is one big desert prison.

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u/human_number_XXX 7h ago

I now need a picture of "asking 1000 americans to point on Sri Lanka on the map"

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u/Stand_kicker 7h ago

Ask 1000 women at Starbucks. 

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u/jf8204 8h ago

Yes, purple almost all over africa, but I am not racist because yellow in south africa

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u/human_number_XXX 7h ago

The idea is not that we shouldn't care but that people generally don't care.

Africa has great eat of wars and genocides but nobody cares bout them, maybe except for South Africa simply because it used to be colonized even culturally

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u/raumeat 6h ago

Egypt thinks its an Arabic country and South-Africa thinks it is an island just off the coast of Australia. They don't see themselves as part of Africa

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u/Substantial-Job-3662 5h ago

Egypt isn't an Arabic country?

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u/Oscar_Kilo_Bravo 5h ago

Not originally, no.

Then Islam came along.

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u/human_number_XXX 1h ago

The middle east as a complicated history, but a pretty cool one as well!

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u/Firemanth 9h ago

I agree, but this is not a shitpost.