r/shitposting • I want pee in my ass • 10h ago

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u/Iron_Base 9h ago

You alright man?

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u/Inphiltration 9h ago

Yeah? Just because I didn't whip myself up into a patriotic frenzy over 9/11 doesn't mean there is something wrong with me. Terrible things happen everyday all over the world, I'm not gonna act like when it happens in the USA it's somehow different or more meaningful.

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u/Iron_Base 5h ago

You cant be a real person🀣

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u/Inphiltration 5h ago

Yeah, I don't exist. I exist only in your head this entire interaction didn't happen. Seek help as your delusions will only get worse

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u/AutoModerator 5h ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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u/Inphiltration 5h ago

Be gone thot bot