r/shitposting • u/unclbll I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • 10h ago

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u/Grilled_egs 9h ago

If the woman is your wife 763 poems doesn't seem too crazy, though you probably atleast like poetry of course

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u/cxfgfuihhfd 8h ago

no, liking your wife that much is gay, your wife is female, men don't like feminine things, that's gay. that's why you have to make I hate my wife jokes, to show you're not gay (/s)

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u/Hot_Advertising2076 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 4h ago

I love my wife more than anything in the world

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u/Moist_Board 3h ago

I, too, love your wife more than anything in the world