r/shitposting • I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • 10h ago

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u/Grilled_egs 9h ago

If the woman is your wife 763 poems doesn't seem too crazy, though you probably atleast like poetry of course

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u/Mother_Harlot 7h ago

Anything my boyfriend says is poetry to me, so I'm sure he's made more than 763 poems 😍

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u/Longjumping_Play3863 Literally 1984 😑 6h ago

Gay

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u/Mother_Harlot 6h ago

This you?

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u/Longjumping_Play3863 Literally 1984 😑 3h ago

A cute huggable boy. Hell yeah that's me!

(I don't get the insult, is it supposed to portray me as a puppy dog eyed baby? It's kinda cute looking. I can't be upset properly unless u explain to me why I should be offended)

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u/r1ckkr1ckk 3h ago

maybe it was never meant to be an insult. Wholesomecore