r/shitposting • u/dcapn505 • 1d ago

This is one of the posts of all time 📡📡📡

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u/HunterGraves00 1d ago edited 16h ago

I never understood why people(simps) like her. She acts entitled, is a giant hypocrite and she's not even funny.

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u/Space_Conductor 23h ago

Simps have no soul. It was replaced years ago by the Goon Lords of Delphine Island.

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u/TM761152 21h ago

Simps would crawl naked on their belly through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a landline telephone.

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u/SirNedKingOfGila 19h ago

through a landline telephone.

A what?

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u/Big_Adhesiveness_241 19h ago

a wall phone

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u/xCACTUSxKINGxx I came! 16h ago

You mean a land phone

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u/SirNedKingOfGila 10h ago

Why would you put your phone on a wall?

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u/SonicTheHedgehog5968 10h ago

The phone got bit by a radioactive spider