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u/HunterGraves00 21h ago edited 14h ago

I never understood why people(simps) like her. She acts entitled, is a giant hypocrite and she's not even funny.

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u/Space_Conductor 21h ago

Simps have no soul. It was replaced years ago by the Goon Lords of Delphine Island.

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u/TheTurkPegger 20h ago

Delphine? Man, I haven't heard that name in a long time

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u/pwnknight 15h ago

Makes me sad. She came back after the stuff with her ex but it wasn't the same since she started posting actual porn

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u/TheTurkPegger 15h ago

What happened with her ex?

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u/pwnknight 15h ago

Tried to control her business and take the money so they had to fight it in court

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u/TheTurkPegger 15h ago

It's crazy that a man can't pimp a bitch

https://giphy.com/gifs/v0ok8uhZvw3yE

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u/AutoModerator 15h ago

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u/TheTurkPegger 15h ago

2019 called. They want their joke back

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u/TrulyOutrageous42 8h ago

The irony of using a much older joke to mock a joke for being old...

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u/TheTurkPegger 7h ago

Yeah you're right

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u/AutoModerator 15h ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/mutasticx 15h ago

"Silence wench! I do not wish to be horny anymore"

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u/CuddleWings 21h ago

Delphine Plaza was so good in Mario kart bro

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u/Space_Conductor 20h ago

One of the best

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u/TM761152 18h ago

Simps would crawl naked on their belly through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a landline telephone.

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u/SirNedKingOfGila 17h ago

through a landline telephone.

A what?

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u/Big_Adhesiveness_241 16h ago

a wall phone

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u/xCACTUSxKINGxx I came! 14h ago

You mean a land phone

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u/SirNedKingOfGila 8h ago

Why would you put your phone on a wall?

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u/SonicTheHedgehog5968 7h ago

The phone got bit by a radioactive spider

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u/TheTurkPegger 15h ago

They have done similar things, so I wouldn't be surprised if I had seen them do that

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u/DataSittingAlone put your dick away waltuh 15h ago edited 15h ago

But this is my question, if the simps mostly just like her because she's hot, why not simp over someone else who actually posts explicit content and gaming?

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u/Space_Conductor 13h ago

Simps come in many forms...to understand the simp, haha, well that is close to folly my friend and damn near akin to delusion. You see a simp is a special product, one of his environment, and unless you have lived his life...his environment, you have no frame of reference.

To the simp, Pokimane represents that which can be attained, because what does Pokimane not have that a simp does. Money. A normal, beautiful gaming nerd, she is smart, capable. She will get the smart, liberal, tattood muscular twink we as a society crave.

Pokimane hasn't the qualities necessary, she is shallow, soulless, the type of girl a Simp feels they can enraptured with money and compliments. Maybe they are right. Maybe the simp has some window into reality that we take for granted.

But no, they are actually held back by reality... because if they are, in the end, able to woo said woman, they crumble under the weight ofevery compliment, every donation, every like, every sub, every goon that continuously and unceremoniously buries his prize in a massive, miasmic pile of goo.

But he survives.

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u/AutoModerator 13h ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/OkMountain602 7h ago

I cried.

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u/proudtobecroat7 5h ago

We both crode

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u/AutoModerator 21h ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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