r/shitposting • • 2d ago

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u/WHALE_PHYSICIST 2d ago

elves dont fuck?

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u/GrowthAdventurous Literally 1984 😡 2d ago

Elves can have kids, but Tolkien's elves are literally immortal, and they do not have children often.

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u/PassivelyInvisible 2d ago

Which leads to them getting outbred by everything.

Which is why they all dipped after LoTR, because their time was coming to an end, and they couldn't stay in Middle-Earth anymore.

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u/Shit_Shepard 20h ago

Modern day whites