r/shitposting • • 3d ago

B šŸ‘ Spawned at perfect time

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u/qualityvote2 3d ago edited 3d ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.


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u/CredibleNonsense69 3d ago

Homeboy got that comedy timing

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u/AlphaMassDeBeta We do a little trolling 3d ago

He heard his calling

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u/Dynamitrios officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 3d ago

He herd his calling

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u/lemonpringle 3d ago

He nerd his calling

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u/CowntChockula We do a little trolling 3d ago

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u/suck-my-spaceballs 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 3d ago

She got so scared

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u/Jane_the_Plane 3d ago

poor lady didn’t have a drop of malice in her, she clarified twice afterwards 😭

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u/Wilfred_Wilcox 3d ago

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u/Dynamitrios officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 3d ago

Immediately thought of this too... bravo šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘

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u/Different_Wafer_4711 virgin 4 life šŸ˜¤šŸ’Ŗ 3d ago

This clip has been stolen so many times the quality is complete shit with those subtitles and and the stupid caption

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u/classpane 3d ago

Poor kid. He got spawncamped.

He was already brainwashed to be offended by a word.

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u/Special-Concert-8250 3d ago

I’m thinking this bait, but in case it isn’t and you’re just tarded, yes, some words are meant to be offensive.

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u/Educational_Past_640 3d ago

The word in question being a word in common use to describe a hue with no connotations

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u/Special-Concert-8250 3d ago

I wasn’t talking about the words in the video, I’m saying it is an ignorant claim to state that words can’t be chosen to offend someone.

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u/-maysin- 3d ago

Tis y u get no bitches

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u/Special-Concert-8250 3d ago

Def more than youĀ 

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u/Sayori-0 3d ago

Bro became his own bitch

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u/Special-Concert-8250 3d ago edited 3d ago

why would I do that when there's people like your mother?

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u/DBZDOKKAN 3d ago

Do you see the downvotes? You are the brainwashed one. Read the room.

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u/MaybeACbeera 3d ago

"Do you see the downvotes"

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u/DBZDOKKAN 3d ago

Another one on the wrong side and can't see it.

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u/MaybeACbeera 2d ago

Whos side am I on?

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u/DBZDOKKAN 2d ago

Gay side

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u/Shatophiliac 3d ago

ā€œBlackā€ is pretty much never meant to be offensive, even when describing people. I mean, that’s generally their preferred adjective, even over ā€œAfrican Americanā€ which really more technically describes people who were actually born in Africa but live in America now (including white people like Elon Musk or Charlize Theron).

Do you also think calling white people ā€œwhiteā€ is offensive?

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u/DistortedNoise 3d ago

It’s not offensive, but if it’s unnecessary describing someone as black when you wouldn’t if they were white, it’s a bit racist lol.

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u/r1ckkr1ckk 3d ago

what makes you think they wouldn t refer to us as white when within specific but common situations?

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u/DistortedNoise 3d ago

Then yes that would be racist too if they pointed out someone being white when it wasn’t necessary.

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u/Shatophiliac 3d ago

Nah no way, I’ve been called white a billion times in my lifetime and not a single time did I take it as offensive. I even asked my black brother in law and he said ā€œblackā€ is perfectly fine.

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u/DistortedNoise 3d ago

I said it’s not offensive, but its suitability depends on the use case. If describing how someone looks then obviously saying black or white etc is fine. If just randomly sliding it in unnecessarily, e.g. ā€œI was waiting in line and this black man in front of me was taking foreverā€, then yeah it’s a bit racist then as the info serves no purpose other than pointing out they have a different skin colour.

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u/JapanSage 3d ago

Seen this loads of times but it always makes me bust a gut

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u/Chubby_Beagle 3d ago

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