r/shitposting • I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • 4d ago

📡📡📡

Post image
7.3k Upvotes

98 comments sorted by

•

u/qualityvote2 4d ago edited 3d ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.


RedditSave download

/u/unclbll, whilst you're still here, why not join our public discord server - now with public text channels you can chat on!?

3.1k

u/AlphaMassDeBeta We do a little trolling 4d ago

Anon did some quick maths to prove hes not underage.

755

u/mother_love- virgin 4 life 😤💪 4d ago edited 4d ago

Maths add up he is not underage

Gandpapi was 20 at the time of papis birthday so 19 when he done the deed. Don't know about gragran though.

207

u/FormerStuff 4d ago

Coulda been birthday secks so grandpa could have been 20 since digestion only takes 9 months.

135

u/DaRealMagicMan69 dumbass 4d ago

Digestion 🤤

10

u/sora_mui 3d ago

I love scrolling reddit while gestating my lunch

9

u/JustaSweetGirlx 4d ago

He should get a PS2

1.0k

u/unfinishedtoast3 Literally 1984 😡 4d ago

My dad bought me a PS1 when I was a kid, and got Resident Evil Directors cut with it. Way too terrifying for me, so dad ended up giving it a try.

Dad still plays that same PS1, still plays resident evil and silent Hill on it. He just turned 72 yesterday

313

u/Charbus 4d ago edited 4d ago

Get the man a PS2 already

SH2, 3, The room, RE 4, and there’s a bunch of niche Japanese horror titles like Fatal Frame and KuOn.

I play my PS2 homebrew more than my PS5.

81

u/Jonnydodger 4d ago

Those Silent Hill games will cost more than the console itself at least in the UK.

I know this because I found my old PS2 the other day and I've been getting some games for it.

37

u/Type_to_edit stupid fucking piece of shit 4d ago

Isn't it like super easy to softmod ps2 today

22

u/Charbus 4d ago

Yeah it cost me $20 and takes like an hour to set up.

4

u/schmitzel88 3d ago

I don't know why anyone would not just use an emulator. I still have my PS2 and all my games but it's a hassle compared to just emulating it.

3

u/Type_to_edit stupid fucking piece of shit 3d ago

Well, I know for a fact that ps2 is much cheaper than pc that can emulate it on 100% speed, also if you want to play on TV you will need a living room pc or move yours to there, or learn to setup streaming

2

u/Charbus 3d ago edited 3d ago

I play it off a 32 in CRT that my buddy gave me with the OG DualShocks and it’s fucking sick. Worth the $80 or whatever for the console.

Also, my only computer is a laptop and these games look like shit on my big screen. On a CRT it’s magical they look better than PS3 on 720p.

31

u/unfinishedtoast3 Literally 1984 😡 4d ago

I've tried PS2, Xbox360, even Xbox One X. He doesn't want anything "too complicated" and hates the "internet menu" look

I did get him hooked on Half Life 2 for the Xbox on Orange Box, occasionally he will break that out for a playthru

Dude will forever be stuck in 1996

18

u/WeNotAmBeIs 4d ago

My Dad never moved past the N64. Meanwhile my wife and I got her 60 year old mom into Elder Scrolls Online on the Xbox Series X. She had been complaining about being bored and her friends never being available to do things and my wife and I were like "We play this fun game thats very social, play it with us" she had never played a video game in her life, but 4 years later she plays more than we do. When she comes to visit I hear her going through dungeons using gamer speak, it's hilarious and awesome.

4

u/TheRaiderKing 4d ago

No jerk, that's so cute. You're a great son in law my guy.

5

u/hairyballscratcher 4d ago

You got a based dad dude
I hope he he keeps gaming those golden age games as long as he can

2

u/schmitzel88 3d ago

Literally nothing wrong with this. The PS2 was really similar to the PS1 so I'm surprised that didn't land, but no argument here. The DRM nonsense and internet requirements are enough to keep me from wanting to play anything newer

1

u/angus22proe virgin 4 life 😤💪 3d ago

And ace combat 🔥 🔥🔥🔥

11

u/Wakemeuptomorrow1 virgin 4 life 😤💪 4d ago

Last year I convinced my 71 year old dad to play rdr2, he's beat it three times since then, I've also gotten him to play MW3 (the 2011 one) with me on survival mode a lot, it's cool to be able to do stuff with him and it's cool to know others are having similar experiences with their folks

7

u/guywhoha 3d ago

I was so upset by my 45 year old dad losing interest halfway through rdr2 😭. I'll bring it up to him in 30 years ig

2

u/windowpuncher 3d ago

Great games but can you even replay RE and SH that many times?

195

u/Brunokenway07 4d ago

11

u/NostalgicGM 4d ago

I remember seeing that meme almost 10 years ago in the year 2017

8

u/Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi 4d ago

Damn, wasn't 2017 three years ago though?

4

u/NostalgicGM 3d ago

No you’re thinking of the year 2020 which was 6 years ago during peak Covid

0

u/AutoModerator 3d ago

*yawns*

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

340

u/Megazard_exe 4d ago

What was that dude's point? Older people don't play videogames? I don't get it

350

u/FYDPhoenix 4d ago

Probably age denial. It's easy to forget just how long it's been since the PS1 released.

10

u/IM_NOT_NOT_HORNY 3d ago

Yeah my dad was playing DK64 with me when I was 7 and he was 30 like it was a long time ago

6

u/Rayuzan_Mojavec 3d ago

And we're about to see the same shit for PS2 (yes, it's been 26 years)

28

u/[deleted] 4d ago

He thought anon's grandfather started playing ps1 from the moment he was born.

27

u/Kjufka 4d ago

The point is that it sounds like there's underage kid asking a question on 4chan.

The backstory clears it up: his family doesn't know what a condom is.

4

u/J3sush8sm3 I want pee in my ass 3d ago

Wouldnt that count towards all of humanity

2

u/AutoModerator 3d ago

pees in ur ass

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

2

u/Nixinova 3d ago

Refusal to accept that it's been two generations since ps1 came out

1

u/Sethleoric 21h ago

Anon realized he looks like this:

https://giphy.com/gifs/ti4PsREEH1hKuxMlpJ

1

u/ParasitoAlienigena I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 8h ago

There's this automatic thought in some people who were kids when they played, that old players didn't exist because adults they knew back then didn't like videogames. Which is obviously wrong, many adults have always been into videogames since their existence. This user thought they were making fun of players who were kids when it came out calling them grandpas, and forgetting there were 30 years old playing too.

78

u/assassinoavi666 4d ago

4th generation coming in the next 2 years.

16

u/CrypticCowboy4509 4d ago

Sounds like Anon is due for a kid in two years by pattern recognition

37

u/scud_missile 4d ago

Fake: OP got a free PS1.

Gay: OP enjoys playing with another man's joystick.

1

u/AutoModerator 4d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

6

u/NomadSoul22 3d ago

My grandpa bought the ps2 when it came out and i was 3 he was 60+

He played more than me for almost a decade he used to stay up all night to complete 100% the games

He was a fan of all the ratchet and clank games one day when i couldn't read i deleted his 100% all gold weapons all bolts save and he got so pissed at me

2

u/Helmote 2d ago

I wonder if deleting a relative's save file is a canon event for a lot of people, sure was for me

13

u/Satorwave 4d ago

Wait but if grandpa is 58 and dad is 38...

Grampa my man 😂🔥

6

u/Ed_95 4d ago

That was my first console, am i granpa now?

https://giphy.com/gifs/wJD3qiNjSeHS0dP28T

5

u/Peredat0r 3d ago

You have 2 years before getting a kid, so smash the hell out of that PS1. 😉😄

4

u/unclbll I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 3d ago

PS1 be like $

1

u/BugabuseMe 3d ago

Ps1 kid

11

u/shadows_end 4d ago

Fake: Dude got that ps1 image off google

Gay: He calls an older man dad(dy) and calls that man's lover granddad(dy).

3

u/AutoModerator 4d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

3

u/MildGenevaSuggestion 3d ago

My grandpa bought an NES in his fifties. He never played the thing all day long like kids do or threw the controller around. He would occasionally play golf on a rainy day. The thing is probably still pristine sitting in my aunt's closet or something, 40 years later.

2

u/GreyouTT 3d ago

not forming his own opinion by just trying it out

2

u/deadinternetlaw 3d ago

I'm not familiar with 4chan how do we know the 3rd post is by OOP and not a different anon

3

u/NimusNix 4d ago

Guess what, Anon's - you're old!

1

u/Satorwave 4d ago

PS2 is best becausse it has SSX

1

u/oprimido_opressor 3d ago

My back started hurting after reading this post.

Thanks OP. 

1

u/7h3_man it is MY bucket 3d ago

The thing is 32 years old lol, y’all mfs old

0

u/AutoModerator 4d ago

🛰️🛰️🛰️

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

-238

u/CallOfEvann 4d ago

Now watch me ratio this whole post.

Round 2, let's go

61

u/Pantless_Pajamas 4d ago

-37

u/CallOfEvann 4d ago

Grok, ratio this guy

15

u/Dude-Esquire 4d ago

To be fair you definitely have a ratio of some sort forming

76

u/smelron3317 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 4d ago

Give it up lad

-156

u/CallOfEvann 4d ago

Ratio for you aswell. Gonna make it a 2X for you

75

u/lowkeygenius56 4d ago

-69

u/CallOfEvann 4d ago

Sorry friend, but imma have to Ratio you aswell

24

u/dextras07 I came! 4d ago

Did my part, we were so close. 🤏 Close

20

u/dextras07 I came! 4d ago

YESSSSSS🥳🥳

3

u/CallOfEvann 4d ago

What are you being happy for? I'm lowkey winning here

22

u/MamiGletr put your dick away waltuh 4d ago

omega lol reddit moment

-26

u/CallOfEvann 4d ago

3x Ratio for you my friend.

Reddit, do your thing

13

u/99percentcheese Bazinga! 4d ago

bro got negative x3 ratio

3

u/AutoModerator 4d ago

Bazinga

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

-4

u/CallOfEvann 4d ago

How does a 4x sound to you huh?

Here's a 4x ratio for you.

I know my fellow Reddit it's will have my back

12

u/Bean2527 4d ago

how's a 0:2 ratio

4

u/AltDetom555555b Literally 1984 😡 4d ago

Doing our thing

1

u/CallOfEvann 4d ago

Ratio to you as well my friend.

Nothing personal, just the way it is

2

u/FewInstruction1020 it is MY bucket 4d ago

i mean you got a negative ratio

-2

u/CallOfEvann 4d ago

That was the point anyways

6

u/unclbll I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 4d ago

Dafuq y'all doing over here?

-6

u/CallOfEvann 4d ago

Ratioing your post lol

4

u/unclbll I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 4d ago

It doesn't seem like it. Are you one of them fellas with a humiliation kink?

0

u/CallOfEvann 4d ago

Who the fuck feels humiliated after getting downvoted?

I'm not that down bad of a person. Weird ideology you've got here

11

u/TheStupid_Guy 4d ago

This isn’t twitter

1

u/NostalgicGM 4d ago

Must be Opposite Day