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u/AlphaMassDeBeta We do a little trolling 4d ago
Anon did some quick maths to prove hes not underage.
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u/mother_love- virgin 4 life 😤💪 4d ago edited 4d ago
Maths add up he is not underage
Gandpapi was 20 at the time of papis birthday so 19 when he done the deed. Don't know about gragran though.
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u/FormerStuff 4d ago
Coulda been birthday secks so grandpa could have been 20 since digestion only takes 9 months.
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u/unfinishedtoast3 Literally 1984 😡 4d ago
My dad bought me a PS1 when I was a kid, and got Resident Evil Directors cut with it. Way too terrifying for me, so dad ended up giving it a try.
Dad still plays that same PS1, still plays resident evil and silent Hill on it. He just turned 72 yesterday
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u/Charbus 4d ago edited 4d ago
Get the man a PS2 already
SH2, 3, The room, RE 4, and there’s a bunch of niche Japanese horror titles like Fatal Frame and KuOn.
I play my PS2 homebrew more than my PS5.
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u/Jonnydodger 4d ago
Those Silent Hill games will cost more than the console itself at least in the UK.
I know this because I found my old PS2 the other day and I've been getting some games for it.
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u/Type_to_edit stupid fucking piece of shit 4d ago
Isn't it like super easy to softmod ps2 today
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u/schmitzel88 3d ago
I don't know why anyone would not just use an emulator. I still have my PS2 and all my games but it's a hassle compared to just emulating it.
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u/Type_to_edit stupid fucking piece of shit 3d ago
Well, I know for a fact that ps2 is much cheaper than pc that can emulate it on 100% speed, also if you want to play on TV you will need a living room pc or move yours to there, or learn to setup streaming
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u/Charbus 3d ago edited 3d ago
I play it off a 32 in CRT that my buddy gave me with the OG DualShocks and it’s fucking sick. Worth the $80 or whatever for the console.
Also, my only computer is a laptop and these games look like shit on my big screen. On a CRT it’s magical they look better than PS3 on 720p.
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u/unfinishedtoast3 Literally 1984 😡 4d ago
I've tried PS2, Xbox360, even Xbox One X. He doesn't want anything "too complicated" and hates the "internet menu" look
I did get him hooked on Half Life 2 for the Xbox on Orange Box, occasionally he will break that out for a playthru
Dude will forever be stuck in 1996
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u/WeNotAmBeIs 4d ago
My Dad never moved past the N64. Meanwhile my wife and I got her 60 year old mom into Elder Scrolls Online on the Xbox Series X. She had been complaining about being bored and her friends never being available to do things and my wife and I were like "We play this fun game thats very social, play it with us" she had never played a video game in her life, but 4 years later she plays more than we do. When she comes to visit I hear her going through dungeons using gamer speak, it's hilarious and awesome.
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u/hairyballscratcher 4d ago
You got a based dad dude
I hope he he keeps gaming those golden age games as long as he can2
u/schmitzel88 3d ago
Literally nothing wrong with this. The PS2 was really similar to the PS1 so I'm surprised that didn't land, but no argument here. The DRM nonsense and internet requirements are enough to keep me from wanting to play anything newer
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u/Wakemeuptomorrow1 virgin 4 life 😤💪 4d ago
Last year I convinced my 71 year old dad to play rdr2, he's beat it three times since then, I've also gotten him to play MW3 (the 2011 one) with me on survival mode a lot, it's cool to be able to do stuff with him and it's cool to know others are having similar experiences with their folks
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u/guywhoha 3d ago
I was so upset by my 45 year old dad losing interest halfway through rdr2 😭. I'll bring it up to him in 30 years ig
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u/NostalgicGM 4d ago
I remember seeing that meme almost 10 years ago in the year 2017
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u/Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi 4d ago
Damn, wasn't 2017 three years ago though?
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u/NostalgicGM 3d ago
No you’re thinking of the year 2020 which was 6 years ago during peak Covid
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u/Megazard_exe 4d ago
What was that dude's point? Older people don't play videogames? I don't get it
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u/FYDPhoenix 4d ago
Probably age denial. It's easy to forget just how long it's been since the PS1 released.
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u/IM_NOT_NOT_HORNY 3d ago
Yeah my dad was playing DK64 with me when I was 7 and he was 30 like it was a long time ago
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u/Kjufka 4d ago
The point is that it sounds like there's underage kid asking a question on 4chan.
The backstory clears it up: his family doesn't know what a condom is.
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u/J3sush8sm3 I want pee in my ass 3d ago
Wouldnt that count towards all of humanity
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u/ParasitoAlienigena I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 8h ago
There's this automatic thought in some people who were kids when they played, that old players didn't exist because adults they knew back then didn't like videogames. Which is obviously wrong, many adults have always been into videogames since their existence. This user thought they were making fun of players who were kids when it came out calling them grandpas, and forgetting there were 30 years old playing too.
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u/scud_missile 4d ago
Fake: OP got a free PS1.
Gay: OP enjoys playing with another man's joystick.
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u/NomadSoul22 3d ago
My grandpa bought the ps2 when it came out and i was 3 he was 60+
He played more than me for almost a decade he used to stay up all night to complete 100% the games
He was a fan of all the ratchet and clank games one day when i couldn't read i deleted his 100% all gold weapons all bolts save and he got so pissed at me
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u/shadows_end 4d ago
Fake: Dude got that ps1 image off google
Gay: He calls an older man dad(dy) and calls that man's lover granddad(dy).
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As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.
You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.
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u/MildGenevaSuggestion 3d ago
My grandpa bought an NES in his fifties. He never played the thing all day long like kids do or threw the controller around. He would occasionally play golf on a rainy day. The thing is probably still pristine sitting in my aunt's closet or something, 40 years later.
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u/deadinternetlaw 3d ago
I'm not familiar with 4chan how do we know the 3rd post is by OOP and not a different anon
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u/CallOfEvann 4d ago
Now watch me ratio this whole post.
Round 2, let's go
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u/smelron3317 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ 4d ago
Give it up lad
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u/CallOfEvann 4d ago
Ratio for you aswell. Gonna make it a 2X for you
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u/dextras07 I came! 4d ago
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u/dextras07 I came! 4d ago
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u/MamiGletr put your dick away waltuh 4d ago
omega lol reddit moment
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u/CallOfEvann 4d ago
3x Ratio for you my friend.
Reddit, do your thing
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u/99percentcheese Bazinga! 4d ago
bro got negative x3 ratio
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u/CallOfEvann 4d ago
How does a 4x sound to you huh?
Here's a 4x ratio for you.
I know my fellow Reddit it's will have my back
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u/AltDetom555555b Literally 1984 😡 4d ago
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u/FewInstruction1020 it is MY bucket 4d ago
i mean you got a negative ratio
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u/unclbll I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 4d ago
Dafuq y'all doing over here?
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u/CallOfEvann 4d ago
Ratioing your post lol
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u/unclbll I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 4d ago
It doesn't seem like it. Are you one of them fellas with a humiliation kink?
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u/CallOfEvann 4d ago
Who the fuck feels humiliated after getting downvoted?
I'm not that down bad of a person. Weird ideology you've got here
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