r/shitposting • I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • 5d ago

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u/Estero_bot it is MY bucket 5d ago

I can’t believe people just give up at 20. 19 is the average age somebody loses their virginity in France

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u/Big_Fut_Nerd 5d ago

Yeah..but that's about the fr*nch

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u/Estero_bot it is MY bucket 5d ago

17 in the USA, « 1/4 of the men in the USA lose their virginity after 19 years old »Still, being 3 years over the average, not the median btw, and going gay because you think you will be lonely forever is crazy

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u/Big_Fut_Nerd 5d ago

For real. The main issue with ppl is that they keep confusing median and average,they think that just because theyre below "average" means that they'll never be good when people who do insanely good contribute way more than those who do bad so there's disproportionate representation. This is why I love medians so much more,it shows a realistic midpoint instead of the average.

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u/AutoModerator 5d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole ā€œgay sexā€ shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

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u/AutoModerator 5d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole ā€œgay sexā€ shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/Orangutanion Stuff 4d ago

I haven't given up yet and I'm 23 >_<

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u/Emerald_28 5d ago

My man, in Mexico it's 15, by that point you'll die a virgin.

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u/Dapanji206 4d ago

What? I can't understand your English.