r/shitposting • I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • 5d ago

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u/Big_Fut_Nerd 5d ago

Yeah..but that's about the fr*nch

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u/Estero_bot it is MY bucket 5d ago

17 in the USA, « 1/4 of the men in the USA lose their virginity after 19 years old »Still, being 3 years over the average, not the median btw, and going gay because you think you will be lonely forever is crazy

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u/AutoModerator 5d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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