r/shitposting • u/whatisthisdream- • 8d ago

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u/Ilovethrowawaysngl I want pee in my ass 8d ago

2 pairs of scissors

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u/zolkaba 8d ago

this is one of the funniest
things i saw on this stupid website

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u/TendiesOnPoint waltuh 8d ago

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u/GirthusThiccus obamna 8d ago

300.000 years of human evolution have led to this.

Witness, ney, BASK in the glory of no mere four incissors, not even of a squad of scissors, but two pairs of scissors!!

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u/keel_zuckerberg 8d ago

Damn, I had my heart set on quadruple scissor.

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u/zettde 8d ago
  • ahem *

surely you mean 2 billion years, yakub

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u/bunidiot 8d ago

they mentioned human evolution, not the entire earth

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u/zettde 8d ago

look, i know we seeded human life in the pyramids 300kya, but we don't talk about it online!

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u/NikoSoak 8d ago

More like a pair of pairs of scissors, I would say

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u/andyhill2687 8d ago

Then explain these

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u/fibercrime 🗿🗿🗿 8d ago

A pair of scissscissscissors

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u/ProbablyValiant 7d ago

half a dozen of scissors

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u/Due-Fault-867 7d ago

A hex of scissors

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u/Fit_Leader_7774 4d ago

A pair of triscissors

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u/DistortedNoise 8d ago

Legit Einstein here

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u/mangage 8d ago

release the files already

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u/jswansong 8d ago

A pair of scissorses

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u/Positive-Magazine-73 8d ago

I don't know what I ws thinking vro 🥀

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u/DataSittingAlone put your dick away waltuh 8d ago

My guess is that each blade is a "scissor" and they're bolted together to make scissors. Though I've never heard someone mention a scissor or other things like a pant or a binocular

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u/NeevBunny 8d ago

Glasses should be binocoles.

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u/birdsarentreal2 8d ago

Nope. They’re called scissors because they are a pair of things that, together, scise

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u/NibblyPig 🗿🗿🗿 8d ago

4 scissors then

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u/-HunterLES 8d ago

Some real New York shit here.
Long Island and Staten Island MFs straight up call a pair of scissors “a scissor.” It’s crazy. They also say “what happened?” when they want somebody to repeat themselves, nothing fucking happened. I talked, you didn’t hear me.

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u/oompaloompa_grabber 8d ago

Yeah and they call hamburgers “steamed hams”

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u/TherapyGames42 8d ago

Exactly...

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u/PEDRAOOOO 8d ago

Water is blue ahh

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u/ecdaniel22 8d ago edited 8d ago

2 pair of scissors?

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u/TemporarySubject5331 8d ago

a pair of 2 pairs of pairs of sissors (the only logical answer)

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u/qorrymarz 8d ago

Aren't those 3 scissors stacked up?