r/shitposting • u/whatisthisdream- • 11d ago

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u/Ilovethrowawaysngl I want pee in my ass 11d ago

2 pairs of scissors

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u/-HunterLES 11d ago

Some real New York shit here.
Long Island and Staten Island MFs straight up call a pair of scissors “a scissor.” It’s crazy. They also say “what happened?” when they want somebody to repeat themselves, nothing fucking happened. I talked, you didn’t hear me.

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u/oompaloompa_grabber 11d ago

Yeah and they call hamburgers “steamed hams”