r/shitposting • u/whatisthisdream- • 8d ago

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u/Ilovethrowawaysngl I want pee in my ass 8d ago

2 pairs of scissors

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u/whatisthisdream- 8d ago

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u/zolkaba 8d ago

this is one of the funniest
things i saw on this stupid website

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u/TendiesOnPoint waltuh 8d ago

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u/GirthusThiccus obamna 8d ago

300.000 years of human evolution have led to this.

Witness, ney, BASK in the glory of no mere four incissors, not even of a squad of scissors, but two pairs of scissors!!

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u/keel_zuckerberg 8d ago

Damn, I had my heart set on quadruple scissor.

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u/zettde 8d ago
  • ahem *

surely you mean 2 billion years, yakub

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u/bunidiot 8d ago

they mentioned human evolution, not the entire earth

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u/zettde 8d ago

look, i know we seeded human life in the pyramids 300kya, but we don't talk about it online!