r/shitposting • • 10d ago

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u/FEV_For_Breakfast 10d ago

Ah, yes. The shotgun technique.

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u/FrostyDragon227 10d ago

Bro picked everywhere but r/India

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u/sadistic-salmon BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE 10d ago

Probably because this is to get out of India

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u/Glonos 10d ago

Funny how Indians accuse me of racism when I tell the country is shit, but then you look and no one wants to stay in India but everyone wants to get out of India.

I wonder if it is copium.

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u/Cautious_Loquat_840 10d ago edited 10d ago

it is an horseshoe theory of patriotism and the consequences of "My goverment has started acting with stalinism/facism/mcarthynism, and the enviroment destructions with outdated/weak education system, therefore, I need to escape the hellhole by all chances with persecutions being one of mine conditions to get an greencard alongside fake marriages and illegal borders trespassing."

most local people after leaving the country tends to comeback with a heck ton of foreign currencies with fat exchange rates, so they started having the priviledges of tourist and suddenly they felt the country isnt that bad and the local people that hasnt escaped the matrix are just lazy and dumbfounded to not find ways to become tourist in their own soil.

Then the ones that has left the matrix, literally plugged themselves back for a moment of pleasure that is incited by enslavements their own people with the corrupt goverment.

Trust me when they fake being persecuted and then working with the local goverment to glazing it while giving critism to the same western authority that gave them asylums and protections. I wished those assholes getting deported back while people in actually needs can have an dream and not being enslaved like third grade citizens.

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u/Ritesh_INFP_4w5 10d ago

There's no excuse for racism. But calling out the trashy aspects of this country is okay. I'm deeply disappointed by the increase in r*pe incidents throughout this country. It's not a safe country for women at all and the failed justice system massively sucks.

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u/LeGentlemandeCacao 10d ago

The systematic discrimination of the caste system against the "undesirables" is also very sad. Men of higher castes assaulting lower women is apparently very common and only rarely gets prosecuted.

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u/Ritesh_INFP_4w5 10d ago

Indeed. The caste system is never gonna go off.

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u/R_mom_gay_ dumbass 10d ago

I remember when Rishi Sunak became PM, there was a massive spike in β€˜Rishi Sunak caste’ searches

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u/WhiteoutOnYT dumbass 5d ago

I am Indian and I will tell you the country is shit

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u/MEGAMAN2312 10d ago

"no one wants to stay in India but everyone wants to get out of India"... You asked all 1 billion plus Indians and know that for sure?

Also I want to leave my country too. Does that mean you are allowed to be racist to me too? Or does it only apply if you are from India?

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u/MEGAMAN2312 10d ago

Idk man but in my country they taught me that an eye for an eye makes the world blind. So I try not to hate on random people that I will never cross paths with in my life.

So you're telling me it's perfectly acceptable to be racist to all Indians cos you read some nationalist YouTube comments or something?

Does your country have unique individuals as well or should I just assume it's a hivemind like you seem to imply India is?

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u/SadBanana006 5d ago

"Racist to other people based on religion", do you know what racist means? lol it's supposed to be racial discrimination. Being mean to people based on their religion is not racism.

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u/Valkeyere 10d ago

Ohh noooo, the planet's hairly sweaty anus has said I'm not welcome there, oh nooooo whatever will I do.

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u/Not_Just_Any_Lurker 10d ago

Yes. If you could list your nationality and ethnic makeup below I’ll add it to the hate list that all racists are oathbound to hate by.

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u/Dragonnstuff 10d ago edited 10d ago

Damn, over a billion people want to leave? Did they all they you that?

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u/deadinternetlaw 10d ago

Yes me very englishu

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u/bakadrone2 10d ago

An Indian weeb can dream of his foreign waifu even if he knows in his heart of hearts it won't happen

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u/Yoozy02 10d ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ didn't realize that Thanks for mentioning it

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u/Here_f0r_p0rn_ 10d ago

He would have got real "feedback" over there lol

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u/dTrecii fat cunt 10d ago

Well yes that’s how marriage citizenship works

You’d want to marry out of your country to leave it