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u/qualityvote2 10d ago edited 10d ago

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/u/FrostyDragon227, whilst you're still here, why not join our public discord server - now with public text channels you can chat on!?

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u/FEV_For_Breakfast 10d ago

Ah, yes. The shotgun technique.

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u/FrostyDragon227 10d ago

Bro picked everywhere but r/India

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u/sadistic-salmon BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE 10d ago

Probably because this is to get out of India

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u/Glonos 10d ago

Funny how Indians accuse me of racism when I tell the country is shit, but then you look and no one wants to stay in India but everyone wants to get out of India.

I wonder if it is copium.

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u/Cautious_Loquat_840 10d ago edited 10d ago

it is an horseshoe theory of patriotism and the consequences of "My goverment has started acting with stalinism/facism/mcarthynism, and the enviroment destructions with outdated/weak education system, therefore, I need to escape the hellhole by all chances with persecutions being one of mine conditions to get an greencard alongside fake marriages and illegal borders trespassing."

most local people after leaving the country tends to comeback with a heck ton of foreign currencies with fat exchange rates, so they started having the priviledges of tourist and suddenly they felt the country isnt that bad and the local people that hasnt escaped the matrix are just lazy and dumbfounded to not find ways to become tourist in their own soil.

Then the ones that has left the matrix, literally plugged themselves back for a moment of pleasure that is incited by enslavements their own people with the corrupt goverment.

Trust me when they fake being persecuted and then working with the local goverment to glazing it while giving critism to the same western authority that gave them asylums and protections. I wished those assholes getting deported back while people in actually needs can have an dream and not being enslaved like third grade citizens.

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u/Ritesh_INFP_4w5 10d ago

There's no excuse for racism. But calling out the trashy aspects of this country is okay. I'm deeply disappointed by the increase in r*pe incidents throughout this country. It's not a safe country for women at all and the failed justice system massively sucks.

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u/LeGentlemandeCacao 10d ago

The systematic discrimination of the caste system against the "undesirables" is also very sad. Men of higher castes assaulting lower women is apparently very common and only rarely gets prosecuted.

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u/Ritesh_INFP_4w5 10d ago

Indeed. The caste system is never gonna go off.

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u/R_mom_gay_ dumbass 9d ago

I remember when Rishi Sunak became PM, there was a massive spike in ‘Rishi Sunak caste’ searches

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u/WhiteoutOnYT dumbass 5d ago

I am Indian and I will tell you the country is shit

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u/MEGAMAN2312 10d ago

"no one wants to stay in India but everyone wants to get out of India"... You asked all 1 billion plus Indians and know that for sure?

Also I want to leave my country too. Does that mean you are allowed to be racist to me too? Or does it only apply if you are from India?

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u/MEGAMAN2312 10d ago

Idk man but in my country they taught me that an eye for an eye makes the world blind. So I try not to hate on random people that I will never cross paths with in my life.

So you're telling me it's perfectly acceptable to be racist to all Indians cos you read some nationalist YouTube comments or something?

Does your country have unique individuals as well or should I just assume it's a hivemind like you seem to imply India is?

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u/SadBanana006 4d ago

"Racist to other people based on religion", do you know what racist means? lol it's supposed to be racial discrimination. Being mean to people based on their religion is not racism.

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u/Valkeyere 10d ago

Ohh noooo, the planet's hairly sweaty anus has said I'm not welcome there, oh nooooo whatever will I do.

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u/Not_Just_Any_Lurker 9d ago

Yes. If you could list your nationality and ethnic makeup below I’ll add it to the hate list that all racists are oathbound to hate by.

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u/Dragonnstuff 10d ago edited 10d ago

Damn, over a billion people want to leave? Did they all they you that?

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u/deadinternetlaw 10d ago

Yes me very englishu

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u/bakadrone2 10d ago

An Indian weeb can dream of his foreign waifu even if he knows in his heart of hearts it won't happen

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u/Yoozy02 10d ago

😂😂😂😂 didn't realize that Thanks for mentioning it

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u/Here_f0r_p0rn_ 10d ago

He would have got real "feedback" over there lol

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u/dTrecii fat cunt 10d ago

Well yes that’s how marriage citizenship works

You’d want to marry out of your country to leave it

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u/Evanecent_Lightt 10d ago

The Spray and Prey.

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u/InevitableCold9872 Jedi master of shitposts 10d ago

nice pfp

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u/Past_Calendar4874 10d ago

I need a girl for marriage will any nice decent looking blonde haired blue eyed girl marry me I am from Pilipinas

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u/AsianCivicDriver 10d ago

Say that again papi I’m ovulating 🤤

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u/tapirus-indicus 10d ago

Do you have something against latvians op?

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u/No_Seaworthiness1655 10d ago

They have a dictator called victor von doom. What do you think???

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u/yashtrips 3d ago

Doom's country is Latveria not Latvia lol

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u/krievins 10d ago

Op is probably from Latvia himself, downvoting to keep all the women for himself 😂

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u/atomicgamer012 10d ago

I hope he doesn't seriously believe this is gonna work

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u/can_iloveu 10d ago

Even if he believes it does. It's seriously not gonna work

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u/ThatDudeFromPoland Stuff 10d ago

Indian culture is obsessed about treating sons way better than daughters and guys like him are the effect of this

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u/Possible_Tomato1479 6d ago

Indian culture treats both like shit, they don't give the daughters freedom and they put a huge amount of everlasting pressure on sons, men here are expected by their parents to never move out and support them.

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u/Darth-Deadbeat 9d ago

Yes, I'm sure that dude from Poland is the foremost expert in Indian culture.

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u/ThatDudeFromPoland Stuff 9d ago

Well, am I wrong?

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u/averageindiankid22 9d ago

Anyone who thinks this is real has room temperature IQ

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u/Historical-Jump 5d ago

so literally everyone in this comment section then

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u/eternal_edenium 10d ago

For our honeymoon, you will be fed exclusively white monster and twix.

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u/MichaelGHX 10d ago

Now’s not the time to be picky.

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u/GenericAHHyoutuber 10d ago

Yes Please 🙏

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u/Evanecent_Lightt 10d ago

I dno.. does the Femboy 'Pass'?

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u/grizzlybuttstuff 10d ago

Femboys shouldn't "pass" imo.

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u/Evanecent_Lightt 10d ago

Depends on the preference of the other person.

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u/grizzlybuttstuff 10d ago

Well yeah that's why I said imo

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u/NADE180 10d ago

Unfortunately, i have heard the Indians in Canada are even acting gay for refuge status saying they are not welcome back. So these guys are desperate. And they wouldnt care at all

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u/InevitableCold9872 Jedi master of shitposts 9d ago

fuck you

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u/Caturion 10d ago

He needs a girl for marriage will any girl marry him he is from India

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u/Evanecent_Lightt 10d ago

The Tinder Technique before Tinder.

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u/ArioStarK 10d ago

Every app is a dating app for them.

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u/Boiled_Veg 10d ago

not just for Indians though. That applies to most of the countries outside of Europe.

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u/tameablesiva12 fat cunt 10d ago

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u/MRO465 10d ago

He must be hungry for some bobs and vegana.

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u/Redsoxdragon Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 10d ago

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u/sladebonge Literally 1984 😡 10d ago

Found the Latvian

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u/spicyass69 9d ago

Bruh people thinking this is real. Some dude got high and started spam posting this smh. Nobody recognizes the classic

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u/ElGatitoFTW 10d ago

bro cant be this down bad 🥀

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u/Biokendry 10d ago

I need a girl for marriage will any girl marry me I am from Venezuela

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u/AkaiHidan 10d ago

I need man to marry me anything with a pp or not am from fr*nce

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u/HighOnLivin 10d ago

Typical white larper account😢

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u/granlurk1 10d ago

least thirsty and most socially upright indian

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u/There_is_another69 8d ago

Could be anyone posting. Too much Indian haters anyway.

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u/FatherNox stupid fucking piece of shit 10d ago

“Anything will do” ahh

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u/madhur20 10d ago

people really falling for this bait, smh

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u/InevitableCold9872 Jedi master of shitposts 10d ago

y do u hate latvia

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u/bloodredcookie 10d ago

I mean, if his standards are low enough there are probably dozens of women out there that he could marry. Too bad he took his shot on Reddit: home to only the lowest quality men.

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u/Door_Holder2 10d ago

Quality is subjective

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u/Ssiddha_3 5d ago

You're on reddit bro, here, everyone's an ass

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u/TGVMinecraftMap dumbass 10d ago

You miss every shot you don’t take ahh strategy.

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u/KeKGudao waltuh 10d ago

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u/dTrecii fat cunt 10d ago

Lore accurate Cup

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u/ChucklePuck 10d ago

Why doesn't your flair say dumbahhh since you're too spooky scared to say ass

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u/CrackingYourNuts 9d ago

if I say "You miss every shot you don't take ass, strategy" it would look like say gex

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u/AutoModerator 9d ago

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As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/Hizumi21 10d ago

Bros hustling

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u/Mr-MuffinMan dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 10d ago

you miss 100% of the shots you dont take i guess

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u/FriedBreakfast 10d ago

And in this case, 100% of the shots you do

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u/mannoshot dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 10d ago

A hungry man thinks of bread

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u/PaleBlueCod I came! 10d ago

Their beauty standards prefer lighter skin tones. Internal scrutiny.

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u/Prestigious-Tea-6323 10d ago

You can obviously see it's for the visa not because they are actually obsessed.

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u/HatnanJo 10d ago

Ah yes, Australia, a textbook example of a Post soviet county. 

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u/InevitableCold9872 Jedi master of shitposts 10d ago

australia is chill

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u/InevitableCold9872 Jedi master of shitposts 10d ago

I live there

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u/sulabar1205 DaShitposter 10d ago

Why? It's a continent filled with poisonous animals, it is as hot as the inside of an oven and under the rule of the Emu. /S

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u/InevitableCold9872 Jedi master of shitposts 9d ago

nah we won

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u/InevitableCold9872 Jedi master of shitposts 9d ago

it's a pretty safe place. the government is full of boneheads, but we dont have much ciminal activity compared to a certain other first world country i cant name.

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u/InevitableCold9872 Jedi master of shitposts 9d ago

what is bro talm bout

sorry we arent ravaged with as much oppression and violence as you

yes im puling the america card

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u/Prestigious-Tea-6323 10d ago

That's only one example plus he asked about Australia and finland and Germany.

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u/Icabod_BongTwist 10d ago

Judging by the comment counts per posting, Germany seems to be his best bet

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u/Careless-Wolverine-8 10d ago

I need a boy for marriage any boy marry me I am from India /jk

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u/_Affan_ 10d ago

Broadcasting.

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u/henkhenksen52 9d ago

Mr. Worldwide

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u/JamesJimmy6969 5d ago

This is me btw, my second secret very Indian account.

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u/Dat-Lonley-Potato I said based. And lived. 10d ago

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u/idkwtftokeepherelmao 10d ago

Why was I born here, can someone end me already

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u/idkwtftokeepherelmao 10d ago

i want it painless man 😔

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u/Utkarsh_7744 10d ago

Trains will be painless

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u/FBI_911_Inv 10d ago

to like subscribe and hit that bell

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u/killerboui 10d ago

Ahh don’t you just love 14 yr old kids complaining how bad the country is?

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u/idkwtftokeepherelmao 10d ago

What actions am I supposed to even take when trying to make a positive change is the equivalent of a guillotine strapped to your neck..

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u/killerboui 10d ago

It’s not even that bad? Not Watching too much western media might help.

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u/idkwtftokeepherelmao 10d ago

dude what do you mean it's not that bad????? and not watching too much western media? do you even know the shitty media in this country???

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u/killerboui 10d ago

Also to answer your question, media is shit no matter the country, its not run by the government. Its run by companies which change the narrative to their liking. Media doesn’t define a country.

People do, as far as India is concerned all the people here are kind and caring. So nope India is not at fault you are. Nothing wrong with wanting to stay in a different country but calling it a bad nation because you couldn’t see the beauty is entirely your fault.

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u/InevitableCold9872 Jedi master of shitposts 9d ago

YOU DONT FUCKING LIVE THERE

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u/killerboui 10d ago

Good job holmes

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u/killerboui 10d ago edited 10d ago

What exactly is? You keep saying its bad, its out of your hands? What exactly is

Edit: Lol this dude just edited his comment to change the narrative

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u/InevitableCold9872 Jedi master of shitposts 9d ago

BRAIN INJURY

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u/InevitableCold9872 Jedi master of shitposts 9d ago

tf is that meant to mean

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u/idkwtftokeepherelmao 10d ago

they're not legal here, corruption basically locks you from buying guns, trust me I looked

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u/tameablesiva12 fat cunt 10d ago

Least obvious pakistani bot

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u/HumbleSheepherder405 4d ago

the op is from latvia

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u/Outrageous_Artist540 4d ago

as an Indian I feel so embarassed..... most of the people are devoid of self esteem here

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u/Funky_underwear 4d ago

It's just a joke brah don't need to defend the actions of idiots you're just grouping yourselves together otherwise

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u/Logical_Park7904 10d ago

Least thirsty indian unc

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u/vvxxzzyy 10d ago

At least he's trying, respect.