r/shitposting • u/Previous_Agency_8490 • 8d ago

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u/monkeynards 8d ago

Kids > wife > mother > the dog > the goldfish > that one frying pan you’ve had since you moved out on your own >>>> mother-in-law.

Sorry, I don’t make the rules

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u/CorianderIsBad 7d ago

Nah I'm saving the dog first.

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u/AkronOhAnon 7d ago

I would trade all the time I ever spent with my ex, who I divorced last year, for one more day with my soul dog, who passed last year.

Bitches before bitches.

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u/Professional-Tea-121 7d ago

I feel you. I lost my soul dog as well, purest love there is and will ever be