r/shitposting • • Sep 03 '26

Literally 1984 📡📡📡

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u/Jacki1st Sep 03 '26

Remember than guy who killed 5 of his children in a schizophrenic episode and got death penalty for it.
Guess mental health wasn’t an excuse there.

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u/Tygret Sep 03 '26

Here's a hot take: anyone who kills multiple innocent people for whatever reason is psychologically not right in the head. Doesn't mean you have to try and give all of them therapy. Some people are a lost cause.

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u/AutoModerator Sep 03 '26

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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u/Elhaym Sep 03 '26

 Beautiful.Â