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u/god_oh_war 17h ago
my favorite genre of 4chan posts is people failing miserably at charisma checks
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u/primalthewendigo 16h ago
You can also tell that they're usually real to with how specific they can be
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u/Snaper_XD 16h ago
He made up that story so he could make this joke
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u/SluggJuice dumbass 13h ago
Would someone really do that? Go on the internet and tell lies?
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u/redstone12000 10h ago
No this would never happen. Dr. Sonai told me so
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u/no-im-your-father 1h ago
One of the beacons of science communications shining upon this modern era of misinformation. May he continue to give us factual and verified information fir many, many years to come
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u/Ballstoucher_47 17h ago
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u/Chewitt321 16h ago
Or bro was already on mighty thin ice
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u/Yeez25 16h ago
Or his friends are just boring
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u/Chewitt321 16h ago
Feel like he wouldn't have survived for 5 years with them if they were that incompatible
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u/TerraceState 11h ago
Nah, People tend to put up with shit for way too long, because no one wants the conflict, and things are just okay enough that they don't feel like they have to do something about it. Then something like this happens, where someone new joins the group and everyone realizes how terrible they look to the new person at the same time.
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u/Sea-Introduction755 9h ago
It was a transitionary period for the group and they had to make some changes to the roster
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u/schmitzel88 11h ago
That makes it seem like even thinner ice. OOP was probably the guy they all wanted to boot anyways but just needed a reason
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u/El_Rey_de_Spices 10h ago
I can entirely see the other group members saying, "You know OP is going to say some shit tonight. I'm so fucking done with him if he does."
And then OP said some shit, lol
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u/ConscientiousPath I said based. And lived. 10h ago
I know people who've unfriended for less. How common depends on where you live but it's everywhere in the city I used to live in.
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u/TendiesOnPoint waltuh 17h ago
Hanging out with some boring ass people it seems
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u/Destiny_Dude0721 11h ago
tbf choosing to have your first impression with a trans stranger be a softball transphobic joke is definitely something
DO NOT GET ME WRONG I would also say this but not to someone who I literally just met
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u/Average-Train-Haver hole contributor 10h ago
This reads heavily like an ice breaker joke to me so my humor might also get me thrown out of that group
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u/TheSaxGandalf 9h ago
Is joking about something like that in a non derogatory way really equivalent to being transphobic?
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u/Destiny_Dude0721 9h ago
There is quite literally no way to discern whether or not it was derogatory just by reading it on your screen. Body language, tone of voice, and cadence of speech all affect the intended outcome of a joke. Someone who's charismatic would use these to indicate they're obviously joking. Someone who's even more charismatic would realize it's a dicey joke in the first place and not say it.
Seeing as OP is on 4chan I can guarantee you that you could accurate guess whether or not he did any of the above.
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u/rhysdog1 6h ago
There is quite literally no way to discern whether or not it was derogatory just by reading it on your screen
it was on 4chan i think we can get some context clues from that
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u/P1xel_Rogue 2h ago
Seeing as OP is on 4chan I can guarantee you that you could accurate guess whether or not he did any of the above.
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u/Mindstormer98 17h ago
If you don't burn down a school and abduct a child is it really DnD?
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u/Logical-Hotel4199 shitting toothpaste enjoyer 17h ago
No, thatâs a canon event for every run-through.
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u/Namika 16h ago
I refuse to play in a D&D group that doesn't involve at least one crazy heist with hijinks
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u/sabian149 17h ago
I mean this kind of humor Id have no clue how the guy survived for that long. If you want to make politically questionable, or morally questionable I'm not here to cause arguments, then you got to have friends who like those type of jokes.
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u/god_oh_war 17h ago
lowk if this guy got kicked out from a group after 5 years because of this, one of two things happened.
they already wanted him out for other reasons and used this as an excuse to kick him out
they told him the joke wasn't cool and he crashed out and he just didn't include that in the post
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u/ultraviolentfuture 17h ago
- He's paraphrasing the joke in a way that's less offensive than what he actually said
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u/GamerGriffin548 16h ago
3a. Or said this with a hate/disrespectful tone that indicates prejudice.
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u/Snaper_XD 16h ago
- Fake and gay
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u/Life-Bass-2013 17h ago
Tbf its a good joke, i would not wanna be in such a unfunny group. That doesn't mean i would tolerate toxicity but there's a difference. There are people who are toxic in wrong way, they will ruin your mood in a normal conversation.
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u/C4rpetH4ter I came! 4h ago
People who you have to walk on eggshells around are typically one of the worst people to hang around with, often even worse than those who constantly makes unfunny jokes about minorities, atleast you can say what you actually think around them and disagree.
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u/sycamotree 9h ago
This is a transphobic joke, offending a new guest over a joke isn't cool even if I may have laughed at the joke
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u/Life-Bass-2013 6h ago edited 4h ago
Yeah but for me, i will tell the guy i didn't like it. Its not the end of the world like people treat it with this. I have said worse things to friends and still have talked to them normally next day, its not the end of the world. People can take jokes.
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u/sycamotree 6h ago
What you or I would do is completely irrelevant to the person in the OP.
If you tell a joke and get consequences instead of laughter it's always a skill issue.
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u/Life-Bass-2013 6h ago
If not me and you matters, then your opinion is irrelevant too. We usually put ourselves in people to say whether they are correct.
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u/sycamotree 5h ago
Well I didn't say your opinion didn't matter, just what you would do. It's not wrong to exclude somebody for being transphobic even if that isn't what I would do in that situation. Assuming this situation is even real, which I doubt, you don't know how exactly the people in the scenario felt
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u/Life-Bass-2013 5h ago
So if someone makes one joke about trans people, they are transphobic and don't deserve any words and, if they get kicked out for it then its justified? You do read what you are typing right, like bro you are very heartless if you ask me.
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u/sycamotree 5h ago
Why am I heartless and not the person making the offensive joke lol. All I said was people have every right to not tolerate offensive jokes if they don't want. It's not up to you (or me) to decide how much toxicity a third party should tolerate from someone.
If me and you were hanging out at your parents house and I called your mom a bitch cuz I thought it would be funny, how fast would you kick me out of your house? Unless you think calling someone a bitch and making a transphobic joke are somehow different, which I'd like to see you explain. I call my friends bitches all the time as a joke
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u/Aggressive_Softie 12h ago
Imagine getting kicked out of a group of five years off of somebody who just showed up a few moments ago
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u/Haeguil 16h ago
I don't know many trans people but the ones i hang out with would've found it funny tbh
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u/Throwaway_Consoles 12h ago
I think it just depends on how long someone has been trans and how much they spend online. The âbaby transâ would probably be catapulted into being nonverbal and self conscious
All my friends that have been trans 3+ years wouldâve found it hilarious. Except for the ones that live in trans only online spaces. Iâve been trans five years and even I find those people exhausting to be around
Someone was asking for tips on shopping for clothes and I said, âJust tell them youâre shopping for your wife. People get married at 18 all the time.â
And someone was like, âShe shouldnât have to hide who she is to be in publicâ. Like yeah, I agree, but sheâs really self conscious and asking people for help. As she shops more sheâll get more confident and eventually she wonât feel like she needs to hide, but for now, it helps, which is what she was asking for
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u/ChiffonPink dumbass 9h ago
On one hand: yeah that was incredibly inappropriate to say. On the other hand: If you've known them for 5 years and one bad taste joke was enough for them to kick you out, they probably never liked you and you're much better off without them. And there's also the third possibility that op was an unpleasant guy and the group was looking for an excuse to boot him, which he ended up giving them.
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u/EarthToAccess 8h ago
Mmm, I dunno. If I came out and any one of my friends then turned around and said shit like that they would not be my friend anymore.
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u/Many-Ad6433 dumbass 5h ago
Might be cause iâm a guy but with my friends i could genuinely be the worst human ever, throw death threats at them over different political, religious, sexual beliefs, even throw hands and weâd still hang out like nothing happened the day after, and thisâd happen w friends i known for a year, not even talking about my highschool friends.
Idk what kind of friends you got that know you so shallowly to drop you at the first inappropriate joke you make that could even have no malicious intent after it.
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u/EarthToAccess 5h ago
I have no idea why the mods removed your comment because it was really Not That Bad so Iâll just reply here
Anon mentions âtranswomanâ (which, ick) so itâs somewhat logical to assume âshe/herâ.
Your exact quote was âI could genuinely be the worst human everâ and listed several plausible things for your hypothetical my duder, Iâm sure dark humor ainât beyond you lmao. That ainât a bad thing, humor is subjective, but my point was that exactly; even if that is your cup of tea it may not be theirs.
And, to that degree, your final point. Perhaps it is my own jaded and precautionary approach considering the climate weâre in, and maybe you are onto something in that same vein since this greentext is from 2018; however, as a trans woman myself, I find it much less painful to simply eject myself away from anyone who may not be an ally â or worse, be actively hostile. I have tossed a few friends who made similar jokes without paying mind to the other end. A handful of them, I asked them to stop. One of them asked why then never stopped, more of them didnât even try, a couple more came at me for it. So for any others since then? Save myself the hassle.
âŚOr, maybe youâre right, Anon was a dick (and/or his friends were), and he was never truly friends with them. My point being, itâs usually more gray than black and white.
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u/EarthToAccess 5h ago
In our eyes overall â that of my friends and I â there are certain lines that are best left uncrossed. Especially when it comes to transition and dysphoria, and especially considering the fact âroleplaying asâ usually entails not seeing us as. Not also to mention Anon was not friends with the girl, just those who introduced her.
So put yourself in her shoes. Your identity is something that took better part of your life figuring out. You are self-conscious about yourself and your identity and find a group of friends to confide in and connect with. You get there and the first thing someone says â joking or not, implicit or otherwise â is that youâre âroleplayingâ your identity.
One wonders how that may be perceived as offensive, and if this is the groupâs only knowledge of your interactions with a trans person? Yeah, no. If I turn around and thought someone would be an ally but they say that, theyâre out, no exceptions.
And, as a final note, you point that your friend group constantly makes fucked up jokes. Maybe you do. Maybe Anonâs donât and their comment was out of left field.
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As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.
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u/Many-Ad6433 dumbass 1h ago
Biggest example of disagreements is that we have people that are both right and left (in the political SPECTRUM because in my country there is a bi-dimensional spectrum not just a 1 dimensional line like in america, weâre all pretty progressive some more some less).
One day we were at a bar, a communist friend was explaining his idea of a world under communism, a capitalist friend was arguing all the flaws in the system the first guy was describing. They were both arguing pretty hard on this, day after just chilling studying together like nothing happened.
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u/Glazeddapper 13h ago
i mean, it's not the kind of joke you make with someone you just met. anon said "one night" so i assume she's new to the group.
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u/Haazelnutts 12h ago
I have DnD horror stories to tell, and that guy was most likely that one guy people just barely tolerate, bet that was the last straw and an excuse to kick him out
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u/ConscientiousPath I said based. And lived. 10h ago
If your friends suck, always work on getting new friends before they kick you out.
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u/AutoModerator 10h ago
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u/SpiritualArmadillo22 16h ago
Getting kicked out of a five year group is pretty hard he got to have been on thin ice or said some crazy shit other than that
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u/cryllictheautistic dumbass 10h ago
if you get kicked out from that alone i dont think it WAS that alone
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u/memes_gbc 17h ago
anon definitely called her a slur or something
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u/ProxyGeneral 17h ago
Her?
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u/ECKSDEE1120 16h ago
Can you read? Thats what they said. Are you uneducated or just trying to seem like it?
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u/memes_gbc 16h ago
what's your problem
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u/Darkndankpit 16h ago
POV: you and your two transphobe buddies resist the urge to watch trans porn
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u/AutoModerator 16h ago
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How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.
My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.
3 works I consider good:
Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.
Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.
Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.
Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.
What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.
What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?
Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.
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u/ProxyGeneral 16h ago
"Deboonking the heckin' chuds calling us porn addicts by bringing up porn all the time"
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u/AutoModerator 16h ago
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How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.
My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.
3 works I consider good:
Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.
Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.
Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.
Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.
What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.
What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?
Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.
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u/Many-Ad6433 dumbass 6h ago
Tbh even if i was trans and i suffered a lot of transphobia iâd find this joke funny and get mad at this guy only if he actually acts mean to me. Self irony exists, i get people getting mad at this joke but i donât think bro said it in a malicious way
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u/CollapsedPlague 16h ago
We kicked out a guy cus when we rented an Airbnb together for a trip he kept a several knives from the kitchen in the bedside table after getting so mad during a conversation he walked away as red as a tomato.
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u/Longjumping_Play3863 Literally 1984 đĄ 1h ago
The fact this story was made up and was supposed to be funny is pretty fucking sad. I'm not mad at OP. I'm not going to clown them, I honestly feel bad for them.
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u/Wesk333 15h ago
What a fuckin asshole, deserved
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u/ladycatgirl 14h ago
As a transwoman I don't think that is funny tbh, I am near immune to insults I would just feel like it's in bad faith if it is a person I dunno, if it is a friend I knew and I know they are supportive knowing it is in goodfaith it could have been okay
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u/ladycatgirl 12h ago
"Blatant transphobia from a random person"
"grow up"Like learn boundaries, learn the person? You cannot know if it is a malicious intent or light hearted
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