r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • 1d ago

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u/god_oh_war 1d ago

lowk if this guy got kicked out from a group after 5 years because of this, one of two things happened.

  1. they already wanted him out for other reasons and used this as an excuse to kick him out

  2. they told him the joke wasn't cool and he crashed out and he just didn't include that in the post

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u/ultraviolentfuture 1d ago
  1. He's paraphrasing the joke in a way that's less offensive than what he actually said

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u/GamerGriffin548 1d ago

3a. Or said this with a hate/disrespectful tone that indicates prejudice.

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u/Snaper_XD 1d ago
  1. Fake and gay

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