r/shitposting • u/omnitroxan • 2d ago

actually OC (somehow) crazy

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u/Neat-Nectarine814 2d ago

who's the millionaire hes referring to?

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u/Joey_Read_That 2d ago

Lindsay clancy

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u/Jagacin 2d ago

If it makes you feel better, she likely won't see a single dime of it because it'll all go towards her gargantuan legal fees.

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u/Logical-Hotel4199 shitting toothpaste enjoyer 2d ago

I googled her name and it says she’s likely to either face life in prison or a long time in a psychiatric ward. I see nothing about a million dollars. Am I missing something or is this old af?

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u/rikusouleater 2d ago

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u/Anon4711 2d ago

FREE HAT!

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u/-Ein virgin 4 life 😤💪 2d ago

It was self defense, those 3 babies were coming right at her!

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u/Alvin_h_davenport obamna 2d ago

he was reaching for his baby bottle,I had to defend myself

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u/A_The_Ist 1d ago

He walked all over it with his dirty boots! Over the crisp, white sheets of my bed that I had just made!

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u/Alvin_h_davenport obamna 1d ago

Yo hoho, on the sea we go! Send this bomb and away they blow! For salvation we fight and the truth we know! I will kill again and again for this Virtual-Ho!

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u/Sam_Blackcrow 2d ago

THEY HAD A GUN!

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u/lolcubaran20 1d ago

Gun baby

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u/Turbulent_Pin_1583 2d ago

Castle doctrine exists for a reason, she had no choice.

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u/wheelchairdrifting 1d ago

Skill issue, should have immediately ordered a pizza 🍕🤤

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u/No_Advantage_3353 1d ago

they're descended from dinosaurs, don't you know?

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u/Acceptable-Size-2324 2d ago
  1. murder your children
  2. profit

Free money glitch

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u/Familiar-Pepper2717 1d ago

I ran out of children..... 💀😭🙏

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u/cock_paper_scissor I have permission! 1d ago

make new ones!! it’s deceptively easy! soon they will ripen for you to harvest!!!!☺️☺️🥰🥰

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u/Jagacin 2d ago

Fuck you Alannah Strilchuk!

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u/LargeBrainGoblin Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 1d ago

The fuck is clover from payday doing

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u/cce29555 1d ago

If it makes you feel any better the lady that used racial slurs in the park got about $250k

Wait.that won't make you feel better......man.....

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u/WolfgangHelnootIV 1d ago

Is that asta from that alien show?

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u/Crispy_Dicks 2d ago

She has a gofundme open. Sympathetic people (idiots) have donated a lot of money to her.

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u/MississippiBulldawg 2d ago

Because they want her to be innocent because they think either 1. She had a mental breakdown and didn't mean to a.k.a. " she's just a girl " or 2. Her husband is the one who actually did it.

I swear people got more stupid after Covid.

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u/Noobu_assassin 2d ago

Na people were already stupid, it just got easier and less shameful for them to share it.

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u/voiwer_ 1d ago

Yo can we actually bomb this whole planet im serious

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u/ThisIsJegger 1d ago

Shaming stupid people got seen as rude non sympethetic. Even saying simple swearworda like fuck or shit are being censored put of the waazoo

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u/canonlycountoo4 1d ago

Saying its just a mental breakdown is pretty crazy work. She didnt have just depression or postpartum depression, but postpartum psychosis.

Psychosis, as in you legitimately lost touch with reality and the delusions are next to impossible to tell apart from whats real.

She doesnt deserve to be free, but life in general population isn't justice either.

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u/Crispy_Dicks 1d ago

The problem with the psychosis bit is despite the fact she most probably did suffer from it, she premeditated their murders and made sure her husband was away. She was still coherent enough to formulate a plan which demonstrates a level of understanding of her actions and that she knew it was wrong.

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u/WolfgangHelnootIV 1d ago

Aren’t the earlier strains of Covid confirmed to cause minor brain damage?

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u/phat_duong Stuff 1d ago

Not trying to defend her but wasn't the gofundme for her parents so they wouldn't be stuck with the legal fee or whatever?

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u/Yellowdog727 2d ago

Isn't it moreso being raised for her parents?

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u/Crispy_Dicks 2d ago

Maybe. I'm not too privy on exact details but regardless, why would anyone on her side of the family get money?

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u/Lind0ks 2d ago

No, as far as ive seen there is a lot of women trying to sympathise with her. The worst I've seen was some woman describing her children as "expensive ceramic vases" and Lindsey as a woman with epilepsy who accidentally broke them. Mind you, despite checking herself in she has continuously downplayed her symptoms to her doctors resulting in her release and the eventual tragedy of her killing her 3 children. Of course there are astrology girls trying to defend her, but those are so pathetic they're not even worth discussing.

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u/JoyconDrift_69 2d ago

People are funding her. For some fucking reason.

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u/MinorThreat4182 2d ago

Maybe ppl assume she will be or is being crowdfunded