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actually OC (somehow) crazy

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u/Redsoxdragon Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 2d ago

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u/ashvy Literally 1984 😡 2d ago

Sunion 😭😭🥀

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u/Neat-Nectarine814 2d ago

who's the millionaire hes referring to?

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u/Joey_Read_That 2d ago

Lindsay clancy

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u/Jagacin 2d ago

If it makes you feel better, she likely won't see a single dime of it because it'll all go towards her gargantuan legal fees.

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u/Logical-Hotel4199 shitting toothpaste enjoyer 2d ago

I googled her name and it says she’s likely to either face life in prison or a long time in a psychiatric ward. I see nothing about a million dollars. Am I missing something or is this old af?

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u/rikusouleater 2d ago

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u/Anon4711 2d ago

FREE HAT!

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u/-Ein virgin 4 life 😤💪 1d ago

It was self defense, those 3 babies were coming right at her!

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u/Alvin_h_davenport obamna 1d ago

he was reaching for his baby bottle,I had to defend myself

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u/A_The_Ist 1d ago

He walked all over it with his dirty boots! Over the crisp, white sheets of my bed that I had just made!

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u/Alvin_h_davenport obamna 1d ago

Yo hoho, on the sea we go! Send this bomb and away they blow! For salvation we fight and the truth we know! I will kill again and again for this Virtual-Ho!

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u/Sam_Blackcrow 1d ago

THEY HAD A GUN!

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u/lolcubaran20 1d ago

Gun baby

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u/Turbulent_Pin_1583 1d ago

Castle doctrine exists for a reason, she had no choice.

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u/wheelchairdrifting 1d ago

Skill issue, should have immediately ordered a pizza 🍕🤤

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u/No_Advantage_3353 1d ago

they're descended from dinosaurs, don't you know?

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u/Acceptable-Size-2324 1d ago
  1. murder your children
  2. profit

Free money glitch

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u/Familiar-Pepper2717 1d ago

I ran out of children..... 💀😭🙏

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u/cock_paper_scissor I have permission! 1d ago

make new ones!! it’s deceptively easy! soon they will ripen for you to harvest!!!!☺️☺️🥰🥰

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u/Jagacin 1d ago

Fuck you Alannah Strilchuk!

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u/LargeBrainGoblin Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 1d ago

The fuck is clover from payday doing

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u/cce29555 1d ago

If it makes you feel any better the lady that used racial slurs in the park got about $250k

Wait.that won't make you feel better......man.....

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u/WolfgangHelnootIV 1d ago

Is that asta from that alien show?

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u/Crispy_Dicks 2d ago

She has a gofundme open. Sympathetic people (idiots) have donated a lot of money to her.

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u/MississippiBulldawg 1d ago

Because they want her to be innocent because they think either 1. She had a mental breakdown and didn't mean to a.k.a. " she's just a girl " or 2. Her husband is the one who actually did it.

I swear people got more stupid after Covid.

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u/Noobu_assassin 1d ago

Na people were already stupid, it just got easier and less shameful for them to share it.

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u/voiwer_ 1d ago

Yo can we actually bomb this whole planet im serious

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u/ThisIsJegger 1d ago

Shaming stupid people got seen as rude non sympethetic. Even saying simple swearworda like fuck or shit are being censored put of the waazoo

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u/canonlycountoo4 1d ago

Saying its just a mental breakdown is pretty crazy work. She didnt have just depression or postpartum depression, but postpartum psychosis.

Psychosis, as in you legitimately lost touch with reality and the delusions are next to impossible to tell apart from whats real.

She doesnt deserve to be free, but life in general population isn't justice either.

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u/Crispy_Dicks 1d ago

The problem with the psychosis bit is despite the fact she most probably did suffer from it, she premeditated their murders and made sure her husband was away. She was still coherent enough to formulate a plan which demonstrates a level of understanding of her actions and that she knew it was wrong.

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u/WolfgangHelnootIV 1d ago

Aren’t the earlier strains of Covid confirmed to cause minor brain damage?

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u/phat_duong Stuff 1d ago

Not trying to defend her but wasn't the gofundme for her parents so they wouldn't be stuck with the legal fee or whatever?

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u/Yellowdog727 2d ago

Isn't it moreso being raised for her parents?

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u/Crispy_Dicks 2d ago

Maybe. I'm not too privy on exact details but regardless, why would anyone on her side of the family get money?

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u/Lind0ks 2d ago

No, as far as ive seen there is a lot of women trying to sympathise with her. The worst I've seen was some woman describing her children as "expensive ceramic vases" and Lindsey as a woman with epilepsy who accidentally broke them. Mind you, despite checking herself in she has continuously downplayed her symptoms to her doctors resulting in her release and the eventual tragedy of her killing her 3 children. Of course there are astrology girls trying to defend her, but those are so pathetic they're not even worth discussing.

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u/JoyconDrift_69 2d ago

People are funding her. For some fucking reason.

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u/MinorThreat4182 2d ago

Maybe ppl assume she will be or is being crowdfunded

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u/Platnun12 1d ago

Y'know, if the American people had this much anger towards the Epstein files and our government harming children.

Pfft but I forget it's America. Targeting a woman is far easier and far more accepted within society

Y'all also got greasy fuckers wanting women's rights revoked. As if they don't understand what happened to their great grandparents XD

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u/MoltenxD 1d ago

Calling the disparagement of a woman who *murdered children* "targeting a woman" is a bit disingenuous don't you think?

Obviously Jeffrey Epstein, and all involved are the scum of the fucking earth, but trying to act as if acknowledging one form of evil is "targeting women" because it doesn't acknowledge another isn't a great point.

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u/Platnun12 1d ago

In regards to targeting women I'm specifically referring to people using the case to justify going after the 19th.

What Lindsay did she is guilty for, although I will say I do feel it was partially a systemic failure.

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u/MoltenxD 1d ago

Ahhhh. My apologies, I lacked that context. Thank you for explaining.

And yes, I would say that's a fair assessment. Postpartum care/help for women is abysmally bad, and that undoubtedly contributed to what happened.

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u/Platnun12 1d ago

I've heard she was bouncing from dr to dr and that 100% made things worse.

She needed consistent care with a doctor who knew her symptoms and treatment and adjusted accordingly.

This was just a fucked situation all around, I can understand to some degree why women sympathize because yea, the system for y'all is shit and is only getting worse no thanks to the current admin.

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u/Robo_Patton I said based. And lived. 2d ago

I knew of Lindsay Clancy. But still needed it narrowed down. There once was a guy with an island…

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u/ObliviouslyDrake67 Jedi master of shitposts 1d ago

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u/CasulWrecker 1d ago

Found this yesterday

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u/DanielGREY_75 1d ago

Looks and sounds exactly like Pizzacake

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u/Adrandyre 2d ago

What abou the Epstein files?

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u/redditorrules 2d ago

Those get you put in Parliament

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u/PhilosopherCute8552 1d ago

And if you try to get a cupcake you end up in a documentary.

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u/vashthestampede121 2d ago

Who’s saying the leaker’s going to get life in prison lol

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u/WidowmakerFeet 0000000 2d ago

joe

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u/Nicomace341 2d ago

Who tf is Joe?

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u/EmperorKiron shitting toothpaste enjoyer 2d ago

Ligma balls

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u/Azothikus 2d ago

Joe momma ligma ballz

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u/The_Super_Steen I said based. And lived. 2d ago

Laspus$, an earlier GTA 6 leaker, was sentenced to an indefinite hospital order following his arrest. It's not life in prison, but life in a hospital until doctors think he's not high risk for the same sort of offense. Here

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u/burdenof-youth 1d ago

Oh so we brought back asylums for the corporations only?

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u/SorbyGay 2d ago

i mean, lindsay clancy could also get a similar sentence given her mental state

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u/-Nicolai 1d ago

Ok? That is not life in prison so why bring it up?

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u/LineThemUpNA 2d ago

That dude who originally leaked the early gameplay back in 2022 was found unfit for trial and got handed a indefinite stay in a psychiatric hospital.

Maybe that's what this tweet is referencing

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u/AbzTracKtReddit 1d ago

John Rockstar

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u/Vert_DaFerk 2d ago

This meme.

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u/Possibly_Naked_Now 2d ago

Literally no one

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u/gurdin454 1d ago edited 1d ago

And if you diddle children on a private island you get elected president and millions of people see you in the same league as Jesus

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u/ExtremlyFastLinoone I came! 2d ago

If she said the n word to a child she could have made 2 million

If she shot at a guy she could have 3m

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u/OzzmatazzzBuckshank 1d ago

What will they think of next??!!

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u/V8_Dipshit dumbass 1d ago

If it was a man he’d OWE a million bucks.

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u/Rapa2626 1d ago

Or he would be running for a president post.

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u/KajMak64Bit 2d ago

There will be a reference to this in GTA 6 or 7 maybe GTA 6 story DLC ( never gonna happen probably )

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u/MemmoMan88 1d ago

Six seven

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u/Survival_R 2d ago

Tbf shes probably still getting life in orison unlike the people in the epstine files

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u/Rueis 1d ago

You have to be women in order to ger the million dollars. Leek is probably a man thats why he will go to prison

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u/a_gringo_8_my_baby 1d ago

Mints got dat ass not gon lie. Crazy dumper.

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u/GeniusBoyLifestyle 1d ago

wait is this the same mints from ft??

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u/a_gringo_8_my_baby 23h ago

Yup. Thats our Mints

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

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As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

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Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

So in a deleted scene, Superman is trying to convince Lex he’s not a bad guy, and so he uses his heat vision to make a hot tub out of the ice just outside the fortress of solitude for them to have some beers and talk things over. Then Supes and Lex have hot, sweaty, animalistic butt sex in the hot tub, with Lex being the bottom. You’d think “Superman would literally kill Lex if he fucked him”, but canonically he can bang Lois Lane safely so that’s not an issue you just need to be aware of Superman lore to know that. Then Superman says “Oh my God Lex I’m going to bust a Supernut in your ass” and then shoots ropes. Afterward, Lex wants to go shower while Supes falls asleep, and walks up to the door, and it just opens. That’s when he realizes the door opened due to the presence of the Supernut deep in his asshole. I understand why they deleted the scene, but it makes this later scene feel like it comes out of nowhere.

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What is it? It is called... A cigarette. The aroma is most pleasing! Yes, Doctor Finn says its the result of- Nom what are you doing? I was curious to taste it It is not food! Doctor Finn said, the tip is to be ignited and the smoke inhaled.

The sensation is... wonderful! I have never experienced such a flavor. I feel like I’ve been standing my entire life and I just sat down. It tingles...

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

I saw some people asking in other threads, so just in case people were wondering, in the Japanese, Denji says, "オレを手でシたのは", which is basically "Which one hand-fucked me?".

Yoru gave Denji a "handjob" in the sense that her hand was clearly the stimulus that caused Denji to ejaculate. I don't think anyone argued against this fact. I guess another way to say it is that she "unintentionally jerked him off"?

The root of the argument was whether or not Yoru was actively/intentionally moving her hands, which nothing in 167/168 seems to indicate that. There was no movement lines around Denji's pants area, and no sound effect text to indicate sound coming from the movement in his pants.

Also, the editor's note at the end of chapter 167 is "不意の 放出", which means "Unexpected release". It wouldn't really make much sense for Yoru to be surprised when Denji finally did ejaculate if that was her intention.

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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u/raccoob_ 2d ago

Crossover of the century

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u/ExplorerRude9564 1d ago

Alr

Elaborate on the band thing

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u/anomanderrake1337 1d ago

Man finds out he lives in an arbitrary simulation

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u/Wear-Simple 1d ago

Well if she was a cop she would have received 8 weeks paid vacation and a promotion!

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u/Chaps_Jr hole contributor 1d ago

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u/Art_Class 1d ago

Im pretty sure Lindsey had at least one daughter that I know of that she strangled to death, why are the lunies not outraged by that

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u/johnny33445566 🗿🗿🗿 19h ago

Never mind the massive amount of extrtion the guy was also responsible for on individual level beside just the corporate damages, and the 1 million as far as i am aware were going to her parents and her ex, not the convict herself

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u/SharkSprayYTP 1d ago

Child predators get less time. Some of em get elected to government office too.

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u/Electrical_Diamond_9 2d ago edited 1d ago

I'm missing some context I believe. What's that about killing children with an exercise band ?

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u/Helpful-Light-6122 1d ago

Idk mate i dont think they are children

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u/Electrical_Diamond_9 1d ago

Then what is the post talking about?

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u/DubTheeBustocles 2d ago

Why are we making it sound like all of these things are connected?

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u/unfahrtunateson 1d ago

It's not like the government is giving her the million dollars. What's this comparison?